Note: The screenshots are kinda small even after you’ve clicked to enlarge it. That’s because I’m talking to a huge person, so please understand the circumstance. =)
One fine day on a brilliant Sunday noon,
#1: Windows Live Messenger
- laowen signs in -
Shy me: *nice and cheery* “Happy birthday ah! =)”
Asshole: “Oh. Appear offline for what. ==”
LOL. What the hell, people so kind wish him and he just says, “OH”! Furthermore, it’s just something I love doing – appearing offline!!
Asshole: “Eh how come you. So byl haha. I wanna stock stationary nia.”
Oh, he’s just trying his best not to reveal the fact that he’s actually hinting me to go out with him! =)
Asshole: “Should I make myself have 262 friends? Got 2 people add me. Some shitty person.”
Asshole: *referring to a particular person* “XX? I ignored her. Haha. I don’t want to be friends with freaks. Like that I might as well call my friends list a freak list.”
A year older and he still does not know how to behave!! LOL.
Asshole: “Come~ I know you got webcam. I wanna see your face.”
Shy me: “No thanks I look like shit now (which is not often I look like shit lah duh)”
Asshole: “Cmon. Birthday wish!”
Asshole: “So~ Show online. And I’ll let you come with me.”
HAHAHA. ACT YI GE ONLY. (Please see the next one to know the real reason why I went out with him. In case people like Wenqi misunderstand and take it as it’s because of his “popularity”.)
Shy me: “It’s because of your birthday that’s why hor! If not I’ll just shui jiao at home and shake leg.”
Asshole: “I will only LET you come with me if you show me your shitty (claimed by you) if you show me your face NOW!” *continues NOW-ing at me*
For people’s information, I mentioned that I DON’T usually look like shit ok! And I still added a duh behind. :@ LOL.
Asshole: “You do what. Put makeup ah so slow.”
LOL. Nobody wants to impress you ok! And I’ve never applied make up for myself before! Gonna just go to some place to apply makeup during special occasions LOL.
And summarizing everything, I had a date with dear Asshole! =)
#2: Bus 187 to Jurong Point
- incoming call from Wenqi Liu -
(blah blah, skipping part of the conversation)
Wenqi: “Eh, I ask Junhao along leh.”
Me: “Ah? Means 我会 toot toot 地在那边啦！”
Wenqi: “Hm! *agrees*”
LOL. Shall let the birthday boy decide, since I’m such a kind soul~ =P
#3: the icing room
Told Wenqi to come a little later, because I had to rush a last minute cake for him! (Obviously I didn’t tell him that)
The hard starry sweets thingy and those cake decoraters (or whatever!!!) you squeeze flavourings out from LOL.
Yea, this is my typical way of decorating the cake. =) I bought sized 4″ one cause it was the smallest, cheapest and ze CUTEST! =P
This was the heart I made for Wenqi lor, so nice hor?? And guess what he did afterwards. Argh! :@ LOL.
Anyway, thanks to Wenqi, I did everything so quickly the letterings look like bang sai! But, ‘sokay! He was still touched! And that’s what’s important. =)
#4: Mos Burger
Due to Nose‘s greediness, we had to choose between KFC and Mcdonalds for lunch. But I kinda preferred Mos, so there you go! =)
He got his rice burger and Wenqi was like molesting it, saying,” Wa, 很好摸 leh!”
Anyway, I took pictures to entertain myself. I’m always doing so!
Apparently, they didn’t find it appropriate to celebrate @ Mos, so Yin suggested to go to Wenqi‘s house! TEEHEE.
We were on our way there and Wenqi was lazy, so we took a bus and just TWO STOPS there. :@ LOL.
Wenqi said that I was the first girl friend (in case you didn’t read properly, girl FRIEND) who has been to his house, so we were *shy* all over again~~ HAHAHA. =P
#5: Ah pui’s house
His 大姐 was home, so I had to act a bit more mature than usual =x
Wenqi: “Eh, 吃 ley~ 哪给你们的 leh!”
He turned the lights and fans on, poured us coke and gave us nougats (I’m eating it now), which is that maroon-coloured object seen in the picture, on the table. Not bad ar, he knows how to serve his valued guest! =P (Guest without an S because Nose isn’t valuable~~~ LOL. Just kidding! =))
Me: *opens plastic packaging* “Put so many candles ah!”
Wenqi: “Don’t want lah, so old~ Some more the cake so small, put so many *does finger actions* cover the cake ah??”
Me: ” :@ But you’re 16!!!!!”
Wenqi: “I’m young at heart~ *cheeky smile*”
So that’s a HUGE, FAT one which represents Wenqi =P Junhao lighted the candle for the first time in his entire life and I’m serious!! HAHA. Don’t worry, I don’t like fire too. =/
This is a vexed Wenqi who was worrying for the English O’s the following day! HAHA. He was constantly whining about it!!
Wenqi: *in chinese* My family doesn’t celebrate my birthday with me de, only during blah blah..
Me: Huh? Means what? *didn’t get the blah blah.. part*
Junhao: Means the date on the Chinese Calendar. *pushes his chest out as usual HAHAHAHA*
Wenqi: Lunar Calendar. =>
Yea, guess he needs to act smart for a bit lah, for some reason. =)
Making a wish =) Maybe he hopes that I’ll be forever this nice to him~~ Which I will~~ Hehehe! =P =P
Doesn’t he look awfully cute for once??? =x =x
Sang his birthday song for him and there were only three of us singing so he clapped for himself too! HAHA. His 大姐 was using the com and she kept talking to herself from time to time! =P I think his whole family is as funny as him~
THEEEEEESE IEEEEEESE ZE HORRIBLE PART!! =’(
Wenqi: “Heheh! Cut your heart into half~”
I tried my best to sound sad and convincing and everything but I guess it didn’t work =P
He was complaining that the cake was too hard inside! :@ Haha!
Wenqi served me the first slice of cake and he anyhow one lor~ Just look at how unappetizing it looks!! LOL. Except for the yellow candle thingy there I placed to make it look better =) It accidentally went into my mouth, though.. It was very wrong of Junhao to laugh at me after that! :@ LOL.
HE LOOKS SO UNCLEY HERE. HAHAHA. Which act cute uses chopsticks to eat cake??! AND We all had to follow suit too, like retards! LOL.
Wenqi’s 大姐: ” Mm, 还蛮好吃的~”
Me: “Hehe, thanks!!”
Wenqi: “Also not you make one!”
Meanie maxxxx! :@ He should be feeling thankful to have such a great friend like me instead! =) HEHEHE.
Had to take a picture of Junhao in case people think I’m bias towards Wenqi! (LOL I accidentally typed Wenwi) ANYWAY, Junhao has a pimple on one of his eyes and he’s really disappointed! He needs to look good on prom to impress……. me?? =) HAHAHA. Anyway he looks ugly here (don’t worry, he agreed too) and he was like practising opening his eyes wide wide cos it looks so wickedly small here! Infected by Junkai =x
Asked him to act cute a bit and posing for the Happy Birthday sign (because we forgot to put in on the cake previously)! Apparently not cute enough!!! LOL.
Anyway, we stayed about 2 to 3 hours @ his house doing work. They were doing English and Chemistry while I was obviously bored so I started drawing a portrait of Wenqi. *proud* I forgot how long it took me, but I know from time to time, Wenqi would be like,
Wenqi: “Got so fat meh!!!”
Wenqi: “Waaaaa.. My nose where got so big!”
Wenqi: ” *Sighhhh* 过了 O’s 真的要运动了”
LOLOL. Then Yin and him were talking about their weight and everything, and started saying about XX and XX. HAHAHAHA Damn funny but I’m not so mean to reveal their identities here. =x
I posted the “I”m fat!” thing @ Mos when Wenqi entrusted his account to me =x LOL. AND I OBVIOUSLY WASN’T THE ONE WHO UPDATED THE “I AM FATTER” THING. The rest were done in his house! Wa, luckily he had charger so my phone was charging on his sofa while we were doing our work obediently~ EVEN THOUGH They kept taking my phone and saw the picture of me in my prom dress omg so mad angry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @#@!$@$ LOL. And toilet breaks in between (for me) because I urgently had pee overload because of the coke!!! LOL. =P
THIS WAS THE UGLY DRAWING MADE BY JUNHAO. *FAILLLLLLL* AND THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT ME!!! It was more like Wenqi lor.
You know what happened??!
Me: *took Wenqi‘s phone and saw his ugly wallpaper”
Wenqi: *snatches it away* Chio right??!
Me: “So ugly please!!! Felicia Chin prettier lor! Her birthday today also leh!!!” =)
Junhao: “Where got pretty? *looks at Wenqi* 我觉得那个谁比较 chio leh.”
Me: “THANK YOU!” *SHYYYYYY AND COVERS FACE*
- 0.123 nose and pig reaction time -
Wenqi + Junhao: *burst out laughing together* HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!
Me: 
Wenqi: EH! EH JUNHAO! R-O-F-L!!!
And he literally started rolling on the floor like a pig rolling in the mud!
I don’t know how long it took them to calm down lah anyway!! :@@@
After his 大姐 went out, I tried rushing into his rooms at the >>> side because he loved my masterpiece of him too much he decided to keep it!!! I even signed on it and I know he loves it so much (awwwwwwww =’)) But he should’ve at least let me take a picture of it!!! I need to blog one you know :@
So he kept trying to jian fei by running over to stop me whenever I got near his rooms!! I finally managed to get into one (YAYYYYYYY), but it was the wrong room. -.- LOL.
At least I pinkied and thumbprinted with him in the end =B And we couldn’t run around his house like mad people anymore, because his 二姐 was back. =P
So, I’ll leave you with the cutest picture of the birthday boy =)))))))
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