Had my third 3D2N chalet with the class during the September holidays. 
Gonna list them out from A-Z hehe. Even though some of the titles are kinda nonsensical and are just there to fit the system and flow through alphabetically.
Let me show you an example.
A: Artistic Shots
Yeah, they’re not exactly artistic, but rather the cooler shots taken during chalet. There are a few others too but I either didn’t pick them out or they’re probably under other alphabets.
The white charcoal left after the BBQ. The fire was fucking big when I BBQ-ed the giant piece of meat. You should see – the picture is somewhere below.
One of the guys WENQI took a picture of this. (or else he call me a bitch again for not giving him credit) Seriously, it looks kinda nice! Like the kind of “Sample Pictures” folder in your computer LOL.
Yes it looks photoshopped but it’s just the lighting! I like it! 
Except for that tikopeh uncle at the back. Don’t know what you’re doing.
These are just pictures of me that I like HAHA. Ok whatever, the second one was taken by CharMaine and she went, “Eh, damn cool sia! Can set this as your desktop background and then you put the icons on the left side…..”
Her head is in a neutral equilibrium, rolling on my hand! =P And that’s a very hairy domo she has there. And I’m wearing Junwei‘s shirt! Haha! Just nice leh! Junwei is skinny for a guy okayeeeee.
B: Bubble Pop!
During the third day, we went over to Mcdonalds for….. I don’t know, supper? Or pre-breakfast, because it was already 4AM!
They were bored (haha because I was the only one eating x.x) so they started chatting, playing with the bubbles (ya know, the plasticky type), and freezing in the air-conditioned place.
Look how these little kids can be so entertained by bubbles!!
As for me, I’d rather stick to the new Cheese Mcshaker fries! Have I ever mentioned that I love their garlic chilli sauce? Though garlic kinda stinks (in both ways) because it leaves this weird smell in your mouth.
Anyway, sorry I snapped at you, Marcus. =( WELL BUT THAT’S JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE SUCH AN ANNOYING DICK. GRRR.
Oh well, if you read this, hope you’re having fun in Europe now! Or America! Or wherever! Remember to WhatsApp me! And get the Podolski jersey from Germany………. 
Ziqi: “Eeeeeeee, why this bubble got saliva one??!”
Someone: “Wa Junwei….. Must be you lah.”
Junwei: “This one not I blow one.” (haha sounds um….)
Junwei: *points to another bubble* “This is mine!”
Ziqi: “But this bubble has saliva inside also!!!!!”
Sigh. You all ah. Lousy blowers. 
C: Champagne Showers
After the BBQ, some of the guys went to Cheers to stock up snacks and liquor.
Crazy people, seriously. I’d never buy so many bottles at one go! I didn’t even plan to drink it!
My amazement shows it all. By the way, that tiny green bottle is the bottle opener! Cute or what! Oh and Junkai was so fat he genius-ly managed to knock it (somehow). And he broke it. Fatass.
Well, I usually don’t drink beer because, by right, I’m supposed to dislike it. But, by left, this beer tastes slightly better, I guess? Or perhaps they convinced me so. But I like wine! I LOVE INNISKILLIN! Best icewine EVER. *holy*
YAAAAAAM-SENG! =D
But whatever lah, I’ll stick to the french fries Dorris bought for us! =P I think I was really focused watching television! Thank goodness Shinan isn’t blocking my Tong Xin Yuan show with his humongous butt anymore.
D: Drunken dudes and Peihan
Fatass and his fat finger.
I think everybody loves lying on my legs. LOL. I’m serious! Kelila, Joel, Charmaine, Junwei (Under letter ‘R’), and this particular drunk guy below…
THANK GOODNESS JUNWEI DIDN’T DRINK/DRANK LITTLE THAT NIGHT. Because, who knows what two easily intoxicated guys may lead to……… >:)
So, after just one tiny bottle of beer (yeah, the one I’m holding onto), Peihan started forming flushed cheeks and seriously, why is there poo and pee on your face??! I usually just flush toilet bowls, actually.
I guess he started turning a bit crazed and barmy.
Q: Why did Peihan‘s face turn red after getting wasted?
A: Alcohol makes your blood pressure increase. That makes the capillaries in your face swell. They also swell in other parts of your body, like your eyes, and the end of your nose. It appears as a “flush.” (source)
Yeah I just went to google it out because I was curious too. Apparently it’s called an “Asian glow” or “Alcohol flush reaction”. I was chugging a bottle of beer down with the Paul (Dorris‘ boyfriend) chanting, “Drink! Drink! Drink!” (plus sips from Zhengxin‘s) but stopped when Ziqi went, “Eh don’t! Not good for your health.” Or some motherly words LOL.
Speaking of mother, I think I am fine with handling alcoholic drinks because my mum is a freaking addict lah. Wine, beer and coffee. Maybe she drank like when I was in her womb. LOL.
As for Peihan, a bottle or less down and he’s settling for (as seen in previous pictures) Junwei, Shinan, Junkai………
…… AND JUNHAO??!?! I wonder how long is this particular raping session gonna take! =P
I am aware that I look completely idiotic here HAHA but I still like this picture! Maybe cos I finished showering already, then I xiang xiang, everybody wants’ta come close to me. ^^ LOL.
Not like whoever’s smelly foot present in the foreground of the picture…
Congratulations, Ziqi! Among these three people, you just won yourself the “Biggest Eyes Award” . =P Ok, maybe there could be a fight between you and Marcus. But even if Junkai opens his eyes…… Er…………… *lets the errrrr fade away hahaha*
E: Explorer Kids
Guess what, we actually left the chalet on the second day at around 3+ PM? So, Kelila and I decided to be Explorer Kids (HEHE THE NAME OF THE CLUB LOCATED AT E!HUB) and started roaming the place!
That’s the bookfair they had there! Along with the little stalls situated nearby.
Cute panda keychains that I’m sure are not related to Wenqi at all!
CUTE RIGHT??!??!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Oh yeah, that’s my Sec 2i2 class tee I’m wearing anyway! My tiny classmates at the back of the shirt are drawn by Mae!
We even went outside of E!hub to walk, such as Watsons and Cotton On. Haha, so boh liao right? But it was a very fun experience with Kel! ^^ You know, sometimes, you don’t have to like plan something in advance to enjoy yourself. Just a simple walk with your friends/loved ones, chatting and laughing, will make your day! <3
F: Fish & Company
So they were still entertained by Jackass (American reality series that I totally didn’t find humorous!) in the chalet on the second night. I took forty winks and left earlier with Kelila and Cherlyn because we were STARVING.
I never knew there was Fish & Co. Express! The food quality is still good, you know! Like, I thought it wouldn’t be as nice because it’s way cheaper (like half the original price) and served quicker (fast food), but the Fish & Chips dish was fab!
Chilli sauce and ketchup located at the corner, with magazines that you could conveniently pick up!
The fish was really soft and warm after you sink your teeth into the crispy, golden skin outside HAHA ok why do I sound like I’m advertising their fish. But it’s really nice – I have Kelila to prove my verdict right! I totally regretted buying the platter of fried calamari because the fish was fucking delicious.
Took a group photo with them eating dinner at JustAcia! Some joined us for dinner at that time! Although I was really sad that Ms Jun couldn’t make it here! 
This was what the black guy replied her using my phone:
“YOU DIE!!! Shinan here”
Anyway, back to dinner. It was rather embarrassing because when the lady helped us take a picture, she clicked the button, and said,
Lady: “Is the camera turned on?”
Me: “Huh? Oops….. Sorry.” *goes over and turn it on* =x
Then you’ll hear some “Wa Cheowyi…..” from one side and an irritated, “Eh 快点 leh??!” from the far end of the table. Sigh.
G: Getting hooked
Addicted arcade gamers playing whatever this game is called. Fishing joy or what lah, I also don’t know. It looks boring to me anyway. I’d rather go fishing and catch a real fish!
So that’s me and the SUPER CUTE BLUE TOY BEHIND, waiting to be rescued! Sorry, I don’t have Yongxiang with me at the moment now. =( Since I’m such a lousy toy catcher, the only thing I can do is………….. to give a similar face and try my best to act as cute as it! ^^
Kelila with the toy that caught her eye the most, and somehow it looks like she’s some kinda weather reporter with this pose HAHA. But then again, the inside of the machine doesn’t look hazy to me at all!
H: Humpty Dumpty
Cherlyn spotted a tiny portion of the Great Wall of China that broke and flew it’s way here during the destruction back in history (I know shit about what happened – maybe there was an eggsplosion) and decided to reminisce our younger days (sniff… old already) when we got to know our nursery rhymes!
Let me show you pictures that are eggxamples that eggsplain to you how the rhyme goes:
Humpty Dumpties sat on the wall!
Can’t you see our hands trying to form a rather failed oval shape?? Behaving eggxeptionally dumb for your entertainment!
Humpty Dumpties had a great fall
Yes lah I know, horrible friends who are reading this must be thinking: a great fall made by me is a REALLY eggnormous fall. Thanks guys!! Need to go eggxercise my fats away.
All the king’s horses and all the king’s men
Couldn’t put Humpty together again!
I know it’s really horrible how clumsy and non-eggheaded we are, but………
At least I survived Kelila‘s version of playing our eggciting Humpty Dumpty roles!
THE END! HAHA. I realized how eggstra these egg words are. (eggxactly!!)
I: Irritated glares
Seven people with irked looks!
Yeejun, Aiyin,
Wendy, Celine,
….. And me?? LOL. I really can’t remember what happened here.
Last but not least,
ME TRYING TO CATCH PHOTOS OF WENQI AND THE RED PIMPLE ON HIS CHIN. HAHAHA. Maybe that’s why the fork is placed there – to hide the pimple from sight! ^^
PIMPLE REVEALED! LOL. And what I like about Wenqi (ew did I just say that) is that his teeth are so straight!!!!!!! But braces = nice ok! I’m supposed to take it out like this month but I can’t bear to! Maybe a few more months? It’ll be weird to have no braces on. I’m so used to it already.
As for good points about him, other than his teeth and cute pimple,
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*gives up* I’ll just leave you to find out the rest about him yourself.
J: JellyHeart palace
On our tour around Downtown East (Kel was more like the tour guide because I fail at directions at Pasir Ris), we stumbled upon this really pretty place in E!hub that looked so princessy and everything!
Just look at their prettily furbished walls and interior design! So chio! Agreed with Kelila about it being very Tumblr-y, fit for sites such as sweethomestyle!
Marshmallow popsicles, tied in the form of roses, slapped with coats of flavored chocolate melts, dipped with tiny beads of rainbow sprinkles and toppings!
Got to the most comfortable seat to savour our desserts! They even gave us free samples to try! And the crust at the base was so awesome mmmmmm!! *flies*
I forgot about our order, but judging from this picture, perhaps strawberry? The cake was layered in such a way that the top was flavored jelly and the bottom is made out of oreo! It was tasty but the sample choice was even better! Super yummy I swear!
Anyway, I was still in this cocky hairstyle (hehe) because if I took off my rubber band, it’ll still leave a mark. So yeah. =)
1 Pasir Ris Close,
E!hub@Downtown East
#02-111 (S) 519599
More pictures at their main website! Next time, if you visit E!hub during your chalet stay, make sure you try their cakes!!!
K: Killing time
Us relaxing in the chalet and cherishing the moments of having the whole bed to ourselves wahahahha before the others intrude!
Afterwards, when they left, only Kel, Zhengxin and I were in the room. The rest were outside buying snacks and stuff, while some others were still chatting at the BBQ pit. Since Kelila was burying her head in her books, Zhengxin and I decided to use Marcus and Junwei‘s laptops!
AND IT WAS DAMN FOTHER MUCKING HILARIOUS WE KEPT LAUGHING. LOL. CHECK OUT THE VIDEOS BELOW.
‘Listening to foreigners reading English badly without laughing. Loser gets pelted with eggs at close range in public.’
I don’t mean to be mean (haha), but it was so funny we burst out laughing so frequently!! Zhengxin‘s laughter is freaking contagious, and she laughs so easily!
‘A look back at the best moments and never-seen-before footage.’
This was touching as Xiaxue reminisced the times she filmed Guide To Life and how she came such a long way to the person she is today. I really look up to her because of so many reasons and enjoy reading her blog (duh) and the videos in Clicknetwork.tv!
So anyway, this video just left us guffawing when she started playing the clip of her embarrassing moments that the producers compiled! Some girls joined us to watch this and our asses all rolled off from the laughter! (LMAO)
Anyway, do watch the latest video of Clicknetwork.tv of Guide To Life because it’s a room tour by XX and yeah it’s interesting. =)
Anyway, we caught some Chick vs. Dick episodes too! The Accent Challenge is one of my favourites!
Ok lah stop laughing please, Zhengxin! Let’s go eat BBQ food!!!!!!
L: Lousy, failed attempts:
So I got bored staying in the chalet and decided to come out and flaunt my fantabulous cooking skills – or at least I thought so.
SUPER ZAI RIGHT, NEVER EXPECTED MYSELF TO START THE FIRE. AND LIGHT IT UP LIKE SO GREATLY. Why my degree of hotness so high? Sigh…..
Ok, even though it’s not funny, I was just kidding – the outcome came out as the complete opposite of what I expected………
Someone: “The chicken burnt already lah!!!!!!”
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Sigh, people not in top form that day ma, what to do? =( I don’t look like a chicken-cooking expert, do I?!! So yeah, that explains the overcooked piece of meat…
In conclusion:
Thumbs UP to my lousy, failed attempt. Screw Shinan‘s face!!!!
Ok you too Bushy, shut up, you were supposed to agree with my concluding statement!!!!!! :@
Shall stop here for now, bye! Continuing from L – Z soon!
