My thoughtful friend asked me in concern, by replacing “How are you doing for your papers so far?” with a direct “Eh you die already?”
I’m touched. 
After the torturous ‘O’ Level examinations period, I’m back to dust the cobwebs and chase the flies off this site away. See, it’s not like I don’t do housework ok.
L: Lazy to cook already
Ever since my cooking failed, I shunned away from the BBQ pit and only came back when the food was all ready to be served So sad you know, criticize criticize. Nobody wants to eat the food I cook. =(
Y U NO FEEL MY SINCERITY?
I’m not sure whether Junhao is trying to make himself look like a pig or a duck but in any case, he still succeeded in it!
Peihan: “WHY NO MORE FOOD?”
Wenqi‘s just pretending that he doesn’t know anything about the disappearance of the food and Junhao was, as per normal, trying to make Peihan faint with his stinky, hairy armpit because he was guilty of finishing all the food. 
Was in the room that time and the camera was with Marcus, I think. The guys and some girls were outside having a chat and we have two extreme ends because Shinan seems really delighted but Junwei looks like he just sank into a huge depression.
Dorris and Paul! ^^
Paul was from another secondary school (not Fuhua) and Mr Fong Meng Tuck was once working as a teacher there!
The funniest part was when this rebellious and naughty kid went to break Mr Fong’s finger. =x I’m not sure how serious the injury was but I am certain that it is still deeply etched in Mr Fong’s mind because when I reminded him about it, it triggered his memory and he actually still remembers the incident. 
Wenqi showing off his nostrils gleefully, and acting as if he had never seen the sky before.
Here are just a few of the many pictures taken during the BBQ on the first day of chalet at Downtown East! I like this pic partly because Marcus looks like a loner behind HAHA. What’s with that sneaky look on your face?!
Jiaying pretending to be shy again, as usual. Aiyo..
A self-obsessed photo of me back in the chalet with Zhengxin because she requested it LOL ok just kidding. Why my eye one big one small ah? Disturbing.
Some moron took a picture of me totally engrossed with the TV show and lying in bed in an awkward position. How I longed those times when both beds belonged to me and NOT when all of us had to squeeze in one room together! :@
AND Junhao kept complaining and complaining and complaining and complaining + … … … + and complaining and complaining that I was always occupying the bed. Wa, *blood boils*.
M: Murderer
Woke up at noon on the second day and played Murderer before heading out to E!hub. The version whereby we had to hold hands and squeeze the neighbour’s hands LOL. Super fun, I love that game! ^^
There was once I was the murderer so I started off by squeezing Joel‘s hand 7 times. When it was time to guess who the murderer was, they immediately knew it was me because they said that the murderer confirm was a GL one.
Forfeits:
Celine was supposed to “act cute” but she kept insisting that she doesn’t know how to do so HAHA. At least Jiaying said that she looked chio here!
As for Marcus, he had to behave like a frog. Better not let Ziqi see this or she’ll screw her face at you in disgust and horror that you had turned into her most hated creature of all time. =x
N: Noisy 24/7 alarm clock
I remember when I was sleeping beside Peihan and Junkai during our first chalet in 2009. Both sides were snoring like World War III just striked, just that Peihan‘s army was stronger because his snore was louder! Both parties battled at different fluctuations (1st second: Peihan snores, 2nd second: Junkai snores, and so on by taking turns). Guess who lost in the end.
ME LAH. Right side also snore, left side also snore, but both pigs sleep until so happily! The victim trapped in between obviously had no choice but to treat the snores as music to her ears.
Just when I thought nobody could snore any worse than baboon’s red ass above,
Guess who had to prove me wrong.
Paul was sleeping at the lower bunk and snoring soooooooo loudly it was 10 times worse than Peihan‘s snore!!!!! It was like *GRUNTS* and *SNORTS* from time to time and I was looking around in the dark to see which guy was making those noises! Super funny because Dorris was beside him and obviously awake HAHA, giving a smile and a somewhat look of “sigh”, as if trying to tell us, “Yeah… He’s noisy like that…” Haha!
Oh well 
O: Overcast shadows
During the second night when half of the class were fast asleep, the girls and I went out to have some fun! The three Cs: Cheowyi, Chinzeikei, Charmaine =P
The photographer was a C too! Celine! =)
Charmaine‘s shooting her hand-guns at me and Ziqi‘s right behind, all ready to launch an attack! Helpless and afraid, I had to surrender and admit defeat.
Inferring from the picture, it looks like a huge stone is jutting out at the bottom right hand corner.
Ziqi leaving no stone unturned (hah!) and attempting to wrap her creepy, icy fingers over ………. the stone? Ok, it was actually my head.
Wait lah, let me have some ice cream first ley. =/
Talking about food, we were starving at that time!! The maggi belongs to them and none of my share because I’m fat like that
P: Pretty desserts
Remember when Kel and I were eXplorerkids and toured the vicinity of e!hub? We spotted these cute lil things!!
This is why I love design. People are so creative and full of new ideas!
Yummy toppings to go along with! I especially love the metal balls ‘cos I find them cute.
Back in the chalet some time later, Dorris voluntarily bought these mini cupcakes for us!!! SO SWEET RIGHT. And literally, too!
Excuse me excuse me! We are taking a picture of ME and the cupcakes but mainly ME now, Bushy, so stop stealing mah food!!!
I deliberately took this picture with that extra stick at the back =x Hah! Oh oh see his red Tagger bag?! I chose it for him!!! Along with Jolene, and Ziqi who was strongly disagreeing with our opinions LOL.
Speak of the devil! Why ah why do you people love eating so much! Can’t you guys just follow me and eat lesser!
Q: Qualified millionaires
So, while Peihan was all curled up and asleep ON Junhao (with my fat foot in the pic and don’t know who’s hand), …
And while Shinan was blabbering at me (hehe don’t worry, my fat foot will do the trick of shutting him up ), and Junkai was identifying himself in the mirror (eyes too small) and Ziqi was talking away to herself, …
AND while the rest of them were playing card games, with Mae who just got up and all ready to turn in again, and Jiaying who was pretending to be camera-shy for the 183793561536t72342307th time, …
The other half of the group were playing … What’s that game called? Who Wants To Be A Millionaire or Questionaire or something air!
It was actually just Dorris, Shinan, me and Ziqi/Zhengxin (I think). Then, more people joined in just because I was in the game HAHA so I told Shinan to help me “book” the good spot on the bed when I needed the toilet urgently. He said ok but when I came back, his butt was SO FAT. LIKE SO FAT. That he took up MY space with his fats too. That is all I can remember now.
So I ended up sleeping with Jolene and Zhengxin/Cherlyn (can’t remember), squashed and hamburgered and tried to go to sleep while they continued playing the game (REALLY NOISILY) ‘cos all wanted to be virtual Millionaires!
R: Raping Junwei
1. Get intoxicated
Guy + Girl = Baby
Drunk guy + Drunk guy = ?!
2. Check out the abs (if there are any hahaha)
Junwei: “你们在干什么?!”
3. Begging for mercy
Try harder, Junwei! Although he looks quite happy here…
4. Hello? Anybody out there???
Errrrrr… Guess we were either too busy eating (McDonalds’ fries are THE BEST – just look at Zhengxin koping fries from the paper bag), playing cards or watching TV.
For those people who don’t like the sight of body parts, I urge you to scroll down quickly and skip the next picture…
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5. Literally exposed
Ok I am certain that I am NOT the perverted one who took this picture! Neither is my hand doing the job of lifting his shirt up!
6. What’s this, a threesome?!
Junwei probably managed to get up from the bottom bunk and was about to attempt to flee but landed on the bed instead and I swear they were fidgeting about very vigorously!!
7. Or perhaps more than that… Here’s the process.
WTF I LOOK SO GAY HERE.
Shinan kept pushing Junwei‘s head towards my pillow just to keep him down and look, Kelila sprung up from her original position! HAHA. And yes, my face just made me a certified gay.
Don’t judge a book by its cover = Don’t judge a leapard by its spots = Don’t judge a picture by its people! I looked so “happy” then! The entire raping process was hilarious!
Look, it’s even featured on Kelila‘s birthday gift – a collage of photos on a striped cardboard! Hehe this would be another post lah
Finally, after eons…
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8. Junwei’s struggling moments were over
HAHAHA I LOVE THIS PICTURE. So emotional/dramatic! Junwei: “YES!”
Oops… So he was actually doing imaginary push ups. Oh well.
Awww, look at Peihan all fast asleep… Wait. He was awake just one picture ago! …. hmmmm. =)
Good night Peihan! No more raping!
S: Stuck in a trolley
Kelila: *immediately after a shower* “Cheow Cheow, faster take picture while my hair still looks good!”
As for Charmaine, she was all “Eh come out and play ley!!!” and “Take picture take picture!” HAHA. Sigh, kids these days..
That’s when they landed themselves in a huge mess – Ziqi got stuck in the trolley!!!
CY TO THE RESCUE~
*ZAPS POWER WITH MAGICAL FINGER*
*TING!* And Ziqi‘s out! Wondering why Junwei was towards looking another side when the camera was facing Marcus. (urgh HAHA)
Yay! Two can fit in the trolley, without it toppling, too – I’M NOT AS FAT AS YOU GUYS THINK. :@ (Don’t make me particularly name out who the “you guys” are. The list goes on.)
T: Three idiots
I admit that I had doubts about this movie initially. I actually find Indian movies creepy!!! Not being a racist or whatever but just stating my genuine opinion lah.
Furthermore, this was a freaking 3 hours movie! We were all watching it in the cozy chalet (cozy because I’ve showered and had a good spot on the bed) and I was grumbling at the start of it, talking about how boring it was HAHA. But it turned out to be fucking brilliant!!!
(read from bottom to top for the picture below)
Did you realize the repetition of these three words “All is well”?
Since it’s the holidays now for most students, I recommend that you watch 3 Idiots for a self-proclaimed late night movie! You’ll love it!
U: Unleash your strength
Ok, this sub-heading reminds me of my testimonial. It goes like, “Cheow Yi UNLEASHED her hidden potential in her Co-Curricular Activity (CCA) as an air rifle shooter in Fuhua Shooting Club.”
HAHAHAHAAHA. I sound like a fucking show-off. Hey, but I’m not, ok! Just trying to make Mr Chia’s job simpler in editting my draft. And give him a good laugh because he’s BOUND to do that when he reads it, given his character.
So there you go, Charmaine and I doing inclined pull ups! Every time the mean people hear that I did the most number of pull ups in my class, they’ll be like, “真的 meh…” and “Chey, INCLINED pull ups ah…”, with an occasional butting in of “Ohhhhhh. Big biceps!” from Junhao. GRRRRR.
He meant fat.
That’s Ziqi and I doing the “bangala” HAHA. I think only the Sec 2 girls (Cherlyn, Ziqi, Jiaying, Jolene, Sally, Mae) know about this! It’s really simple: Just press your hip onto the bar while gripping firmly on it, then push yourself forward and loosen your grip on the bar, and make a 180 degrees turn to hang upside down.
Just make sure that the bar isn’t too near the ground. You wouldn’t wanna hit your head on the ground. And if you’re still eyeing at the picture, that’s Ziqi‘s pants. LOL.
Charmaine: *hyper mode activated* “EH OMG MY LEGS LOOK DAMN LONG HERE LAH.”
This is obviously a fake. That is why Charmaine is above me and I’m struggling. Haha! Alright, I kid.
Now, that’s real! Ziqi grew so strong and buff that she outgrew her mini top! LOL.
Alright, guys, quit fooling around already and get down this instant!
Thanks Junwei, anyway, for lending me your tee!
Anyway, another photo of ME doing something that I did almost everyday during my primary school days (explains the “buff-ness” *winks at Zhihao ) :
LOOK. LOOK. BIG BICEPS AGAIN. Damned 4 people who liked it. >:(
And Yongxiang‘s comment didn’t help either.
Ok, ok, no more BlUFFING about my fake muscles le. It’s all fats, right, Junhao?
V: Very embarrassing moments
Of course, according to Bushy, almost everywhere I go, there is certainly gonna be xia suay moments accompanying me.
1. My cooking skills aren’t exactly good lah…
Just look at me. I look like a desperate housewife, one who’s dressed in sportswear LOL. Feel like slapping my face, ‘cos I look so kiam pa there. Ziqi, please stop eating and come over and help me.
I better take up some cooking lessons from my maid or Ziqi during the holidays or I’ll be doomed if anyone weds me in the future. I wouldn’t want me if I were you. =x But I’ll improve k!! HAHA.
2. My eyes failed me
So I was happily showering (because I was one of the first few who got into the toilet first and therefore it was cleaner hehe) and using somebody’s body soap and shampoo (it was placed in the toilet so obviously it was free for all) and that was when I messed up…
I SQUEEZED A LOT OF THE FACIAL CREAM OUT THINKING THAT IT WAS BODY SOAP. AND BY A LOT, I REALLY MEAN A. LOT.
I spent the entire next few minutes cursing myself in the shower and secretly apologising repeatedly to whoever owning the soap and shampoo. I felt so terrible lor! I think it either belonged to Mae or Ziqi. If you’re reading this, I can buy you a new one if, after the chalet, did you realize that the bottle seemed comparatively emptier than before. =x Haha!
But anyway, the Hello Kitty cleansing wash belongs to Kel. =) Cute right? Just a picture, not that I used that. Thank goodness.
3. Activating the gay mode once again
So Ziqi and Joel tied their hair in such a way that it looked like a sprouting fountain from the top! Thinking that it would make me cuter (just like my kindergarden days HAHA), I got Ziqi to tie it for me! That was when the dumbness started. =x Read on to the letter W below for the full story.
4. Harry Potty or Hairy Mokky?
Peihan’s lovely legs – sexy or what?! I was feeling bored (I know somebody was too, at that time, but I can’t remember which girl it was) and we plucked his leg hair while he was half-asleep. LOL.
Then I decided to zoom in to his legs and take a snapshot them. 
Beautiful, huh?
5. “How am I supposed to get down?!”
Super embarrassed at that time ALL THANKS TO MARCUS because he kept bombing words over like, “Seriously, Cheowyi…” and “Too fat lah cannot get down.”
Darn it, what kind of Buddy is this!!!
Luckily, Junhao was asleep and not here to add fuel to the fire, else he’d be yapping away about the 9.9 magnitude earthquake I’d be causing when I land on the ground.
6. Big business
Kelila and I told each other (over and over again – mainly her ) that we’d get yummy ice creams from Soft! together on the third day after we’ve checked out. Turned out that I had a pretty bad tummyache. =/ She even accompanied me around to get the panadol pills and to the toilet (HAHA) while the rest were busy eating KFC.
I didn’t get my ice cream in the end because I was afraid that the milk will worsen my tummyache. Still, Kelila finally satisfied her craving, so that was good enough! Let’s meet up for another slice of cake again! *winks =P
W: Whip my hair back and forth
Back to Ziqi tying this kuku hairstyle for me ‘cos I requested her to do so HAHA.
Joel and I stood on the bed (with many onlookers amazed by our stupidity) …
… And with Ziqi in her auntie mode turned on again (HAHA those close to her should know what I mean!), we started whipping our hair!
I was EMBARRASSED lah! I kept shaking my head around like I had a loose screw but they’ll simply grin effortlessly and go, “Oh, used to it.”
Is it just me or is Joel not whipping his hair around at all?! Oh, maybe he had no hair to swing around. *beams*
Last but not least, here is Jolene’s one moment of fame!
(don’t comment on my cute, distorted Paint-ed shampoo ah thanks)
Ever woken up in the morning with your hair all ruffled up? Or hair that entangles by itself as you slap on your foundation and makeup? Fret no more, and say goodbye to split ends, because the exclusive Turkey Shampoo is here to give your hair that new cluck! Splash into a whole new world of luxury and shine – no tears, with an extra boost of strawberry fragrance!
So, why wait? Grab your Turkey Shampoo and await a cluckciting journey! Available in all leading department stores.
How’s that for an advertorial? HAHA. Yeah, quite dumb, I admit.
X: X-rider 4D Motion
Located at e!hub BUT NOBODY WANTED TO TAKE IT WITH ME INITIALLY (EXCEPT FOR TURKS) BECAUSE THEY FOUND IT COSTLY. I think it’s $6 for a ride.
So anyway, we could choose between 10 movies and I got her to recommend us the most thrilling one! We were deciding between the one with the Avalanche or another in a Forest I think? But we picked the former because the lady told us that it will snow inside… Bull. LOL.
BUT IT WAS A BLAST!
Actually, another embarrassing thing happened because Jolene and I were fretting inside the 4D Motion Theater and screaming like nuts. (or maybe just her ) It totally reminded me of the Battlestar Galactica roller coaster rides in Universal Studios SG, just that this was MUCH more WICKED.
Best thing? As we left the ride and acted like cool dudettes, combing our hair through our fingers and giving the *winks* “BOOYAH I survived that can you?????” *smirks* kinda look, somebody went, “By the way, we saw everything.” I looked towards where he/she pointed to – THE FREAKING TV AT THE TOP OF THE THEATER ENTRANCE SHOWING EVERY SINGLE MOVE WE MADE.
So yeah, about the saying of a person and her reputation… *sigh*
And Wenqi would go, “You don’t even have one.” Bah.
Y: Yin’s handsome faces
Here are the different, possible types of faces he can give:
1. My-Right-Eye-Has-A-Boner face
2. Check-Out-My-Huge-Nostrils face
3. I-Swear-I-Am-Disgusting face
4. I-Am-Sexy-And-I-Know-It face
No, don’t start wiggling, please.
5. Start-Growing-A-Mini-Moustache-Today-And-Make-Santa-Proud face(s)
6. The trademark Sucking-On-A-Hot-Dog face
7. “Shut-Up-Lah-Cheow-Yi” face
Yeah he does that most of the time! Oops =x
Yin: “Eh. Eh Cheowyi.” *pumps chest outwards*
Yin: “You’re so Cheowyi.” *laughs at own joke*
(The Junhao Code: Cheowyi = fat)
Z: Zzz…
I guess that sums up almost everything about the chalet! Haha. And Peihan is still sleeping. Hmmmm.
Wenqi’s status:
When I showed them his status, the half-asleep Peihan went, “Whoa, this kind of thing 就是要 LIKE liao!” *presses my Like button for me*
Next time, I’ll just stand in front of Wenqi and stone (aka: don’t do anything). That makes me special, doesn’t it? ^^
Mine and Junhao’s statuses:
Another “I am fat” status posted by Yin… Sigh. Note the time difference ok! Some noob started it first so I just had to play along.
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Past events after the chalet:
1. J&J turning sixteen
Crashed Jasmine‘s house on her birthday!
Karaoke singing during Junwei‘s sixteenth some time later
2. Kelila’s 17th Meow Day
(might split post because it might be rather long)
Slogged our asses off (or mainly Ziqi did so hehe) decorating the card and baking (cat) cookies.
Happy girl got her birthday surprise the following day!
Homecooked dishes by her mum – I think we went for three servings!!! (someone’s pressing his stomach down to hide that fact)
Kite-flying at the B park before heading to Jurong Safra.
3. Long-awaited Grad day
Sweet little cupcakes as a farewell gift from Layli and Wanqi! Aww. =’)
Half of the class are a really nice bunch of people I’ll miss them!
4. Four Giant Yankee burgers
Dinner at New York New York was yummehhhhhh!
Kept entertained with Ziqi‘s Mac too Wenqi kept praising himself for looking “cute”.
5. Finally a break from the nasty ‘O’s
I swear Ziqi‘s hot pink lips gave me a shock the moment I saw her! Jolene was clucking (aka laughing).
Pitstop Cafe – making animal noises playing board games (that’s the rule) and somebody who’s name changed to Marcusux =)
Stopping by at the Candle Night @ Marina Bay before heading to Starbucks.
6. Fun day out with Szeki
Ion Orchard for lunch and toured around town afterwards.
Caught Footloose at Shaw House and it was brilliant!!!
Hehe. Going out tomorrow to meet a group at Jurong Point for a video filming, and out on World Kindness Day 2011 this Sunday to paint the town yellow!
