Even though I am two days late, but still,

Merry Christmas, guys!

Spent my previous Xmas roaming the streets of London and flopping on huge piles of snow in Europe, and this year’s giving away home-baked cookies along Orchard Road dressed up as a blue smurf thanks to Ziqi!

I don’t really look like a smurfie but I almost had blue EVERYTHING from top to toe!

Oh, and that’s my cousin anyway! =) Shall wait for Greta to post the pictures on Facebook before blogging on it!

New York New York:

Dinner with the E3’10 classmates during the weekends/short break before my ‘O’ Level Geography paper the next week!

I was so amazed using iMessage for the first time! Tell me that I’m not the only slow one…

When I reached there, the guys and Kelila were already sitting on the bench, waiting for Yin and Shinan to come. Wenqi then wanted to give my intelligence on Geography a test. He asked me to describe what ‘coral reef protection’ was.

The main idea is protecting the coast WITH coral reefs and not PROTECTING CORAL REEFS. Waaaa, Wenqi…

He then decided to act cute and send me a message when he was just right beside Joel, who was beside me. What’s with the slide to reply anyway? Who wants to reply him!

Wenqi: “WHEN MEN TALK, bitches shut up. -.- *gives me serious face*”
Me: *??!?!?!*

Oh, and here are other reasons why Wenqi sucks.

Case 1:

This was a screenshot from his phone and uploaded to Facebook to expose my retardacy to everyone. He was supposed to test how prepared I was for Physics…

ANYWAY SINCE I’M ALREADY ON THIS TOPIC,

Case 2:

Ok, so I’m apparently ‘the thing’. And somebody then starts to laugh at his own joke…

My intended, original, newly created joke (hehe must show off ma), was this:

Wenqi: “You try to tell me a joke.”
Me: “But I will take very long to find it. Know why?”
Wenqi: “Why?”
Me: “Because the joke’s on you.”

HAHAHHAHAHAHA. GET IT. Because his surface area is so big!!!!

……..

Not funny? Ok…

Case 3:

Wenqi: “HAVE YOU FINISHED IT?” (watching some video he showed me which he found funny)
Me: “Wait I’m playing sims social =x”
Wenqi: “Wa you suck.”

Damn. LOL.

HAHAHA I LOVE THE =( FACE. See you……..r fats soon, Wenqi!

Ordered FOUR Yankee burger meals because we wanted to challenge ourselves! Mega big plates ok, you should try going to New York New York and order if you haven’t tried!

That was meant to be an excited-for-my-first-Yankee-burger face and not a check-out-my-fat-face face.

I love how crispy the crust of the burger is! Although it was really hard to bite everything at one go because my mouth is not as big as Wenqi‘s.

So I’ll stick to fries. =) Hehe. By the way, my favourite crunchy fries are from Popeyes! And I love soft fries from McDonald’s. *salivates* So yummy can?

Peihan then joined us later. Maybe I was sitting in front of him at that time because he seems to be blinded by love.

He then opens his arms to give all of us air hugs! Awww that’s sweet! But ah I don’t know what the faces on the right side were for! LOL.

Anyway, Junhao and I were trying to learn how to learn how to give kiam pa faces from the expert himself…..

Similar? =)

1. My daily food intake doesn’t include a pig’s diet.
2. We don’t go around feeling each other! (as said on his shirt)
3. Still haven’t met the criteria for such high level of kiampa-ness.

Probably not alike then. Wenqi is too good for us for the kiam pa category!

Oh, and thanks to Ziqi and her Macbook, we were able to take pictures using PhotoBooth! And we all had shocked expressions all over our faces when we saw Ziqi‘s, er, makeover. Haha!

The dumbest part of the day (apart from funny faces) was this:

Me: *turns around to check whether my bag was in place*
Me: *rocks chair too hard and leaned in front*
Me: *fell off my chair and landed on the ground*
Them: “HAHAHAHHAHA. WA CHEOWYI!” (and blah blah blah)
Me: *dazed*

Admist the humility, I was somehow grateful that I was surrounded by a bunch of goofy friends who knew me well by my embarrassing moments, instead of me having to worry about how the other customers in the restaurant felt about my fall!

Oh God, and have I ever mentioned that I NEARLY FELL OFF MY CHAIR IN THE SCHOOL HALL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ‘O’ LEVEL CHINESE PAPER A FEW DAYS AFTER I FELL OFF MY CHAIR AT NEW YORK NEW YORK? Thank goodness for the experience as I leaned back and made a loud BOOM! and faces turned (even invigilators on stage FML), yet I was thankful enough I didn’t fall. Which I nearly did.

FUCK. IMAGINE THE HORROR. FUCK.

Act cute wor, Peihan! He looks like a girl and Ziqi looks like a guy HAHA.

There was free cotton candy for the customers at NYNY, and all of us took turns to get candy from the staff! You would hear, “Eh eh give me some ley!” and “Oi your turn to go and take lah… I took a lot of times already. Later they ban me.”

Look at this guy!!!! He’s behaving like some clown and having the candy all to himself! No wonder so fat!

And he even wanted to steal the candy floss I stole from other people LOL. Look at my happy face, all ready for the camera; and look at his noob face, eyes glued to MY candy. >:(

As a result, I got myself another candy!

Ugh, and Wenqi is being gross and showing the entire world the candy he stuffed into his mouth. We already know that you’re a greedy piggy!!!

*Ziqi giving him a huge face palm.. from the back*

I found images taken with Yin from this angle pretty funny because I thought that the black stuff sticking out of his head were strands of his hair! Turned out to be part of the wall behind us LOL.

Thank goodness I didn’t go, “Eh Junhao, comb your hair properly ley.”

Some of us were fighting over wearing Ziqi‘s green hat! Shinan even gave me an angry face (as usual) because I took a long time before letting him have a turn wearing the hat! LOL. Yeah, sounds childish right? He is.

And hehe, Kelila is eating like a cat in the background.