Graduation:
FINALLY GRADUATED IN OCTOBER AFTER, ok lah, a lot of years in this school….. Like maybe five……. LOL. That’s almost a third of my life so far. I threw my watch and time flew.
Wanqi and Layli bought really pretty cupcakes for all our classmates, and other closer friends of theirs, as a parting gift! Thank you so much! 
Look at the cupcakes. Ribbons/black icing with yellow sprinkles dotted over the cream! We even have personalised cupcake cards on them! And guess what – the letterings were made from macaroni and highlighted black! A lot of effort spent there. =) *touched*
The grey circles indicate some cupcakes already taken away.
These two photos above and below were taken during recess when they distributed more cupcakes to other classes!
And we were trying our best to give XD faces HAHA. But Jeremy is giving the *u* face and Jonathan the -_- face!
Went to the hall for our Graduation Ceremony thing. There were balloons tied to the pillars around the hall and buffet lunch provided right outside!
Anyway, I’m the last in this choo-choo train assembly because I was by right the tallest, until Yongquan burst my bubble and added, “Yeah yeah, and you’re tiptoe-ing~” (and still shorter)
We were given booklets with well wishes from teachers to all of us! AND MR CHIA AKA PAPA CHIA LOVES US AWWWWW. 
And Ms Zeng being her typical self lah.
After the entire Graduation thing (I forgot what we did in between already. Probably Principal’s speech and videos/pictures of funny faces during the lower secondary days etc.), we started taking pictures!
It was very nice of me to put the ribbon headband for Yongquan. He looks pretty ugly and disgustingly cute, doesn’t he? Check out my large mouth too!
Taken with my girlfriend and super short fringe~ LOL. (ew) I was holding onto the card Jasmine gave me (hehe thanks!) and a white box with a mug inside that looks like this…
Not bad right? Considering that this should be the first time that the school actually gave us graduation gifts. That’s if I’m not wrong.
And I love how big my name is (and not tilted) so people would look at the cup and probably get reminded of me first LOL. 
But some noob added that the size of the wordings depends on our own body size, just to spite me. Thank you hor!!
That reaction was there because I kept seeing Fat Wong eating and eating HAHA. Oh yes, he sang an opera song for us! Check it out here on Facebook hehe.
What face ah what face!
Anyway, this was what happened.
Me: *twists*
Mr Chia: “Don’t act cute lah.”
Me: “Do some pose ley…”
Me: “Eh, we put Cs lah! Both of us are Cs what!”
So eventually,
Mr Chia: “Yours is CY! Whoa, mine JC leh! :p “
LOL. Oh, and it was funny how our form teachers distributed the scrolls to us (graduation cert) one by one, like shaking hands and wishing us good luck and stay cute all those HAHA. Ok lah, not stay cute, just stay happy. Tsk.
Mr Chia then laughed in embarrassment after distributing all the scrolls, because the announcement was made and it went, “Teachers, you can give out the certificates after the entire assembly.” LOL.
A class photo to end it off!
Anyway, here are two videos uploaded by Terry on YouTube on Mr Chia’s birthday HAHA. Hilarious.
*make sure your computer can read chinese wordings*
And if the chinese words are wrong, you know how poor my Chinese is.
First incident:
It was a normal school day and everybody pretended that they didn’t know about his birthday. During chinese lesson, Layli and I sneaked out of school to get the birthday cake because it would be too late to do so after Chinese class! Of course, Mdm Tok was angry and didn’t wanna talk to us for the next few lessons LOL. 
But I apologised to her in the last Chinese lesson and she was very cute HAHA.
After school, everybody stayed back to celebrate his birthday together with Colin‘s, just like the previous year. Layli, Jiajia and a few others ran with me around the entire school in search for him for the next half an hour! I swear it was really tiring and we actually searched everywhere and even asked the security guards if he had left school for lunch but they didn’t see him leave.
When we saw him, the bell had already rang and he was supposed to go up to 4E5 for lessons!
Us: “WHERE DID YOU GO?!??!?!!”
Mr Chia: “??? I was in the HOD Office printing worksheets what.”
Me: “Don’t lie, you went to the toilet to shit right!”
Mr Chia: “-.- No lor~~”
Me: “Eh faster faster the whole class is waiting for you!!!! You lah so slow!”
Mr Chia: “Cannot cannot, I need to go up already! My 4E5 waiting for me -”
Us: “Aiya just go lah a while only HURRY UPPPPP. Who asked you to …..”
And nagged at him non-stop as he scurried down the stairs and saying, “Ok lah ok lah hurry hurry late already!”
0:01 to 0:09:
*Mr chia enters class like FINALLY*
Class: “Happy birthday!”
0:17:
Me: “You are 50 years old!”
Mr Chia: “为什么要放这样多 candles?”
Terry: “Candles reflect age what.”
Mr Chia: “No~ Candles reflect how young I am….”
Yongquan: *YAWNS*
Junyi: “That’s not that young.”
Mr Chia: “Errr 我只是拿那个 (cannot hear him) … 其它的给 Colin.” (implying that he wants lesser candles I guess!)
Mr Chia: “Colin 40岁恭喜你.”
Oh yeah, since Layli and I were unsure about his age, we just got 50 big candles for him when the lady asked us how many we wanted HAHA.
0:47:
Mr Chia: “找不到我 (mumbles again and I can’t hear)”
Me: “We searched everywhere!”
Mr Chia: “HOD Office? 你们没有 search…” *grins*
*Jiajia and others grumbling*
Me: “You went to ….. shit……”
Mr Chia: “Yeah right right~”
1:01:
Yongquan: “肥吗…” (most likely referring to me right?)
Szeki: “为什么你这样红的?” (she meant my face)
Me: “I rushed everywhere all thanks to this old man…..”
Jiajia: “UH OH.” *laughs and stares at Mr Chia*
Yongquan: “OLD MAN.”
Mr Chia: “你很年轻 meh?”
Yongquan: “十六岁 lor, 不年轻?!”
Mr Chia: “你六十一是吗?”
1:51:
*starts wondering where Ms Zeng was, and got her to hurry down, so we had to wait for her* And I started fanning myself at 1:58 because it was REALLY hot after the afternoon jog around school.
2:10:
*Mr Chia and Colin squats down in front of cake*
Jonathan: “有椅子不要坐，你们要蹲 (dun1) 下来？”
*both ignored him*
Then, they got up at 2:16 because there were other students walking pass HAHA. Damn funny! We were like, “Did you see that?!”
2:22:
Junwei: “Ms Zeng leh?”
Yongquan: “叫 Ms Zeng 滚 .” (Get Ms Zeng to roll – LOL)
Me: “Call Ms Zeng 了吗?”
Jiajia: “Call 了, 她讲 ok ok ok!”
Yongquan: “她用跑了 … Short but fast legs!”
2:41:
Mr Chia: *sits down and says (some chinese phrase is it? It sounded like 敬 (him) 先 LOL – He means must serve him first)*
Mr Chia: *taps Colin* “老的站！”
3:00: (must watch the video and listen for this part)
Mr Chia: “Ok lah, candle 要完了!”
*then at 3:11 somebody (was it Mr Chia?!) made a 快点快点快点快点 sound very quickly and Jiajia imitated him LOL*
Mr Chia: *to Colin in a cute gayish manner* “一只而已！”
Jiajia: “一只而已！” (entertaining herself)
3:25:
Mr Chia: “Ok 我今天宣布我的 age.”
*SILENCE*
Mr Chia: “今年我大 Colin 五岁…”
Everyone: “HARH?!??!?!?!” *while Colin and even Mr Chia laughed hard at his horrible fail*
*Ms Zeng then enters the class*
Yongquan: “Ms Zeng! 他讲他比你年轻！他讲他二十一岁而已！”
Mr Chia: *very seriously talks to Ms Zeng* “我二十一岁而已吗，对不对？”
Ms Zeng: “我十七岁…”
*everyone laughs again*
Yujie: “Ms Zeng, 你比我还年轻啊？！”
Mr Chia: “OK 快点快点快点~~~”
Because he finally remembered that he was supposed to be attending lessons now HAHA.
3:59:
*Ms Zeng drags a chair over to sit beside Colin*
Yongquan: “Wa, Ms Zeng, 你站都跟他一样高！”
Ms Zeng: *turns around immediately* “Yeah!~”
Yujie: “全家福…”
*Class laughs again*
Colin: “我这样坐，很 weird leh!”
Mr Chia: “It’s ok, Colin, 证明你是老的.”
Mr Chia: *to class* “Ok can already~ 我懂我们是明星，不要拍了.”
Mr Chia: “我要上去 4E5 了, 快点!”
*CLAPS*
And everyone started singing the birthday song for them. =) Took so many funny conversations to accomplish one simple thing HAHA. Oh, and don’t forget to notice how Mr Chia claps his hands while singing!
4:37:
Mr Chia: “我 make a wish 先!” *closes eyes and prays*
Someone: “你要 blow 五只 hor!” (since he’s 50 years old and not 21)
Mr Chia: “我 blow 一只就够了!”
*BLOWS*
Class: “Ahhhhh~~~”
LOL. Because he blew 3 candles, which was actually closest to his real age lah, so he was satisfied HAHA. Then, there were only two big candles and one small candle left!
Mr Chia: *to Colin* “其它三只是你的了，你二十一岁了!”
Colin: *blows all*
HAHA. Then it all ended with Mr Chia went, “好好, thank you very much!” and ran off in his own style (LOL) to 4E5!
Second incident:
Yongquan successfully managed to made me fume.
0:03:
Me: “Oiiiiiiii~” (in a very disgusting tone)
That was because Yongquan rubbed cake on my face omg I swear it was damn gross. He then shouted some excuse why he did that!!
Junwei: “Wa, Cheowyi, 你 pua stun ah, 自己弄自己！”
Me: *digs finger into cake*
Because they told me to take part of it and I was so anxious to get back to Yongquan! Then I fled again in anger LOL.
Them: “Eeeeee~ Wa, 那个蛋糕不要吃了…”
*Terry laughs*
HAHA I’M SO SORRY PEOPLE.
0:41:
Me: *screams* “YONGQUAN!!!”
They: “Whoa! 那个是 Cheowyi 啊？”
Someone that sounded like Szeki: “The whole school can hear.”
*Terry goes out of class to investigate what happened LOL*
At that time, I was raging and up the stairs trying to find Yongquan, who was timidly hiding in the boys’ toilet.
1:01:
Me: “Is my face – Is my face ok???”
Audrey: “Here! Here! Your cheek there.”
Me: “Where? Oh my God, I hate Yongquan.”
Me: “Go away!!!” *pushes Terry‘s phone away*
Me: “Where’s Yongquan?!”
1:16:
Haziq: “Maybe they’re inside the toilet?”
*goes up together*
1:23:
*Yongquan realized my presence in the boys’ toilet LOL*
Yongquan: “你干嘛?!”
And then there was a combination of Terry‘s laughter and Yongquan‘s disgusting face smeered with cake on it from 1:28 to 1:31. =) Ah, revenge is sweet, especially with cake!
1:38:
Jingyuan: “进去啦 Audrey，你看 Cheowyi 都敢!”
Colin: “Why is there a girl inside the -”
Audrey: *got this chance to smeer cake on his face*
Colin: “AHHHH~ 我刚洗 leh!”
*Terry‘s laughter as background music again*
And as Terry headed downstairs, you could hear Colin complaining really loudly in the toilet haha.
2:07:
Yongquan: *telling the rest* “我刚才看到女孩子进男厕所!”
Szeki: “Where’s Cheowyi ah?” (a few minutes also missing me already)
Terry: “Cheowyi just went into the boys’ toilet.”
Some girls: “??!?!?!??!!”
Layli: “No big deal~”
Szeki: “But just for Yongquan?!”
2:32:
*I came back*
Junwei: *shocked* “你进 Boys’ toilet ah?!”
(And there was a funny fighting scene behind with Yongquan from 2:31 to 2:36)
Someone: “You should videotape this.”
Szeki: *sarcastically* “Cheowyi 的脸这样 clean 了啊？”
Another horrible cake fight. Next time, no more bua-ing on my face please! Thanks. I come in peace. Errr… Yeah. =)
P/S (Wanted to combine posts, but forget it. I should just publish one first, or else I’ll take a really long time to complete the others, since I’m usually going out or lazing around instead of blogging. Hehe. Enjoy your holidays! )
