Give me time, ok?

Anyway, some late 2011 pictures that I have yet to post, along with two other albums. Haha, yeah I am a lagger. So this is a belated post number 10294!

Outing with Szeki:

Went out with Szeki during the year-end and check out all her colourful ribbons! Ribbon maniac.

We had lunch at Ion Orchard and this is not a sign of my elatedness (wait, there’s no such word, right?) for food! It’s just a “Here, Szeki, let’s share some chicken because I am a person who doesn’t eat a lot!” kinda expression.

Probably got disgusted by the chicken Szeki bought because it wasn’t something that I liked!!

So here’s some Hokkaido soft ice cream (cookies and cream) for ME because I think that I deserve it too! =)

Walked around and caught a movie at Lido! I think we watched Footloose and I LOVED IT. Kenny Wormald is cute and I swear Julianne has one of the best figures in the world.

Cute or not??? But what I dislike about this picture is that people can say that I am ‘two-faced’. I am NOT hor!! Well, just for this picture, though!

World Kindness Day:

Went in line with Cherlyn, after collecting my blue tee, for registration!

Got a few complimentary food vouchers too! I love the fries from Popeyes – thinking about their fries makes my mouth water already!

And here is Daniel Ong, our host for the day! He kept cracking jokes with the people!

Our objective: Giving out daisies to strangers to spread the kindness! =)

It could be in the form of…

1. Strapping a carton of flowers in pots over our necks

2. Pretty push karts

3. Stalks of hand-held dasies

4. Signboards worn around people to promote the event

5. Even flowers in the form of magnets! We had a whole bag of them!

And if we ran out of flowers to give the strangers, we could come back to the main area and refill our supply of daisies again!

A stalk of flower which I placed in my pocket and playing ‘He loves me… He loves me not……” because I am emo like that.

Just kidding, it was obviously for decoration right? Some others even stuck the flowers in their hair! Pretty! =)

Now we’re all ready to set off to paint the town yellow!!!

A little girl with Singa the courtesy lion! She’s so cute I love her!!! I gave her a flower and her parents went, “What must you say?” and she blushed shyly while whispering, “Thankew….” =)

To avoid the human congestion along Orchard road, Cherlyn and I went inside Ion Orchard to give out our flowers instead!

A happy family with a handsome son (he looks way better in real life) and a little baby in the pram that Cherlyn didn’t take a picture of…

This little girl was running away when I came after her with a mini flower HAHA. Her mum was explaining to me how shy she was! But it’s ok, she accepted my flower in the end!

A really cute Japenese-looking couple we saw! The girl was in a really kawaii attire, furry pinky clothes, boots, and everything!

Here’s Cherlyn with her long flowy maxi skirt and the butt of a jewellery polka-dotted elephant!

As much as I like this picture, there’s a stranger’s butt facing the camera on the <<<– . Joel told me to crop her out because I look (NICE AND) SLIM in this picture hehe!

This boy was taking a picture, yet we secretly snapped a photo of him and he looked over with suspicious eyes. I find him cute!

A close-up shot with Daniel Ong, TV host and a former radio deejay in Mediacorp 987FM. My favourite station too, because of the top hits played and not forgetting Muttons On The Move! They really know how to turn my frown upside down!

The final interesting group of people we met was this couple right here! We started chatting and exchanging infomation of each other’s lives. They told us that they came to Singapore to stay and escape the floods in Thailand.

Then, we talked about our studies – how Cherlyn‘s studying in Polytechnic and the courses I’m interested in taking in the future. I’ve forgotten what they said about their jobs, but I know that the lady is good in conversing in many languages!

Before we parted, they gave us a complimentary nasal inhaler – a product from their shop back in Thailand! They even have their address there and told us to visit them if possible!

Came across a Thai website online that has a nasal inhaler looking SO similar to the one above!!! I wonder if they were the ones who set up that website?

Ordered a chocolate cupcake from Awfully Chocolate and a milk pan from Provence Cafe & Bakery! Both were extremely tasty!

So that marks the end of the event for us! =) Went to meet Aizhen afterwards!

And, if you were wondering why there are so many elephant displays all around Singapore recently, this website can clear your doubts!

Szeki’s mini birthday celebration:

Had dinner at Pizza Hut after the last ‘O’ Level paper before Szeki left for Hong Kong for the next one to two months or so! Funny how everyone is smiling so awkwardly LOL.

It was really dumb because we were all squeezing on the sofa as nobody wanted to sit on the chairs! We ended up squabbling over this matter and raised the attention of the staff – some were laughing at us and some might be like “WTF childish kids”. Junwei ah…

Here’s a picture I drew of Junwei. I am so proud of this!!! It totally shows what accurate drawing skills I have.

You know what’s the best part about pizzas? It’s the CHEESE. *smacks lips*

To end of this post, let me show you the difference between a near-professional and a not-so-professional:

Two pizzas that we ordered, and I love the first the best because of the cheese sticks with hot dogs inside!!!

Junwei: “Wa 谁吃掉我的 hot dog?!”
Jinyao: “Omg mine also missing leh.” *finds desperately*
Szeki: “我的中间有 hot dog!!”

WTF you perverts.

VERSUS

Notice how the above two images are slanted and the lighting is wrong? I rest my case. =P

Getting back my ‘O’ Level results tomorrow and having a mixed feeling of excitement and anxiety at the same time. But no matter what happens, “The road to success is always under construction. It is a progressive course, not an end to be reached.” Meaninful quote, eh?

We will face the truth bravely, whatever the results may be. Let’s just hope for the best for everyone. =)

In the meantime, I shall get my uniform ready. I can still fit in it, right?

Merry Christmas, guys!

Spent my previous Xmas roaming the streets of London and flopping on huge piles of snow in Europe, and this year’s giving away home-baked cookies along Orchard Road dressed up as a blue smurf thanks to Ziqi!

I don’t really look like a smurfie but I almost had blue EVERYTHING from top to toe!

Oh, and that’s my cousin anyway! =) Shall wait for Greta to post the pictures on Facebook before blogging on it!

New York New York:

Dinner with the E3’10 classmates during the weekends/short break before my ‘O’ Level Geography paper the next week!

I was so amazed using iMessage for the first time! Tell me that I’m not the only slow one…

When I reached there, the guys and Kelila were already sitting on the bench, waiting for Yin and Shinan to come. Wenqi then wanted to give my intelligence on Geography a test. He asked me to describe what ‘coral reef protection’ was.

The main idea is protecting the coast WITH coral reefs and not PROTECTING CORAL REEFS. Waaaa, Wenqi…

He then decided to act cute and send me a message when he was just right beside Joel, who was beside me. What’s with the slide to reply anyway? Who wants to reply him!

Wenqi: “WHEN MEN TALK, bitches shut up. -.- *gives me serious face*”
Me: *??!?!?!*

Oh, and here are other reasons why Wenqi sucks.

Case 1:

This was a screenshot from his phone and uploaded to Facebook to expose my retardacy to everyone. He was supposed to test how prepared I was for Physics…

ANYWAY SINCE I’M ALREADY ON THIS TOPIC,

Case 2:

Ok, so I’m apparently ‘the thing’. And somebody then starts to laugh at his own joke…

My intended, original, newly created joke (hehe must show off ma), was this:

Wenqi: “You try to tell me a joke.”
Me: “But I will take very long to find it. Know why?”
Wenqi: “Why?”
Me: “Because the joke’s on you.”

HAHAHHAHAHAHA. GET IT. Because his surface area is so big!!!!

……..

Not funny? Ok…

Case 3:

Wenqi: “HAVE YOU FINISHED IT?” (watching some video he showed me which he found funny)
Me: “Wait I’m playing sims social =x”
Wenqi: “Wa you suck.”

Damn. LOL.

HAHAHA I LOVE THE =( FACE. See you……..r fats soon, Wenqi!

Ordered FOUR Yankee burger meals because we wanted to challenge ourselves! Mega big plates ok, you should try going to New York New York and order if you haven’t tried!

That was meant to be an excited-for-my-first-Yankee-burger face and not a check-out-my-fat-face face.

I love how crispy the crust of the burger is! Although it was really hard to bite everything at one go because my mouth is not as big as Wenqi‘s.

So I’ll stick to fries. =) Hehe. By the way, my favourite crunchy fries are from Popeyes! And I love soft fries from McDonald’s. *salivates* So yummy can?

Peihan then joined us later. Maybe I was sitting in front of him at that time because he seems to be blinded by love.

He then opens his arms to give all of us air hugs! Awww that’s sweet! But ah I don’t know what the faces on the right side were for! LOL.

Anyway, Junhao and I were trying to learn how to learn how to give kiam pa faces from the expert himself…..

Similar? =)

1. My daily food intake doesn’t include a pig’s diet.
2. We don’t go around feeling each other! (as said on his shirt)
3. Still haven’t met the criteria for such high level of kiampa-ness.

Probably not alike then. Wenqi is too good for us for the kiam pa category!

Oh, and thanks to Ziqi and her Macbook, we were able to take pictures using PhotoBooth! And we all had shocked expressions all over our faces when we saw Ziqi‘s, er, makeover. Haha!

The dumbest part of the day (apart from funny faces) was this:

Me: *turns around to check whether my bag was in place*
Me: *rocks chair too hard and leaned in front*
Me: *fell off my chair and landed on the ground*
Them: “HAHAHAHHAHA. WA CHEOWYI!” (and blah blah blah)
Me: *dazed*

Admist the humility, I was somehow grateful that I was surrounded by a bunch of goofy friends who knew me well by my embarrassing moments, instead of me having to worry about how the other customers in the restaurant felt about my fall!

Oh God, and have I ever mentioned that I NEARLY FELL OFF MY CHAIR IN THE SCHOOL HALL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ‘O’ LEVEL CHINESE PAPER A FEW DAYS AFTER I FELL OFF MY CHAIR AT NEW YORK NEW YORK? Thank goodness for the experience as I leaned back and made a loud BOOM! and faces turned (even invigilators on stage FML), yet I was thankful enough I didn’t fall. Which I nearly did.

FUCK. IMAGINE THE HORROR. FUCK.

Act cute wor, Peihan! He looks like a girl and Ziqi looks like a guy HAHA.

There was free cotton candy for the customers at NYNY, and all of us took turns to get candy from the staff! You would hear, “Eh eh give me some ley!” and “Oi your turn to go and take lah… I took a lot of times already. Later they ban me.”

Look at this guy!!!! He’s behaving like some clown and having the candy all to himself! No wonder so fat!

And he even wanted to steal the candy floss I stole from other people LOL. Look at my happy face, all ready for the camera; and look at his noob face, eyes glued to MY candy. >:(

As a result, I got myself another candy!

Ugh, and Wenqi is being gross and showing the entire world the candy he stuffed into his mouth. We already know that you’re a greedy piggy!!!

*Ziqi giving him a huge face palm.. from the back*

I found images taken with Yin from this angle pretty funny because I thought that the black stuff sticking out of his head were strands of his hair! Turned out to be part of the wall behind us LOL.

Thank goodness I didn’t go, “Eh Junhao, comb your hair properly ley.”

Some of us were fighting over wearing Ziqi‘s green hat! Shinan even gave me an angry face (as usual) because I took a long time before letting him have a turn wearing the hat! LOL. Yeah, sounds childish right? He is.

And hehe, Kelila is eating like a cat in the background.

The guys then realized how fun it was to play with PhotoBooth ….. (Just look at their amazed faces!)

…. And how you can turn from being ugly to much uglier!!!

We started to all gather together and squeeze into the picture! Junhao looks like a duck. Quack!

Are you getting mesmerized by the attractive, puckered lips of Wenqi‘s already??! SO SEXY CAN!

After taking this picture, he went, “Wa, wo kan cute leh.”

Szeki finds Wenqi handsome in this picture.

Me:

:O

WHOA that successfully managed to make me lose appetite for a day.

Hehe ok, enough dumb and distorted faces already!

Peihan waves you goodbye with a fat fat hand!

FINALLY GRADUATED IN OCTOBER AFTER, ok lah, a lot of years in this school….. Like maybe five……. LOL. That’s almost a third of my life so far. I threw my watch and time flew.

Wanqi and Layli bought really pretty cupcakes for all our classmates, and other closer friends of theirs, as a parting gift! Thank you so much!

Look at the cupcakes. Ribbons/black icing with yellow sprinkles dotted over the cream! We even have personalised cupcake cards on them! And guess what – the letterings were made from macaroni and highlighted black! A lot of effort spent there. =) *touched*

The grey circles indicate some cupcakes already taken away.

These two photos above and below were taken during recess when they distributed more cupcakes to other classes!

And we were trying our best to give XD faces HAHA. But Jeremy is giving the *u* face and Jonathan the -_- face!

Went to the hall for our Graduation Ceremony thing. There were balloons tied to the pillars around the hall and buffet lunch provided right outside!

Anyway, I’m the last in this choo-choo train assembly because I was by right the tallest, until Yongquan burst my bubble and added, “Yeah yeah, and you’re tiptoe-ing~” (and still shorter)

We were given booklets with well wishes from teachers to all of us! AND MR CHIA AKA PAPA CHIA LOVES US AWWWWW.

And Ms Zeng being her typical self lah.

After the entire Graduation thing (I forgot what we did in between already. Probably Principal’s speech and videos/pictures of funny faces during the lower secondary days etc.), we started taking pictures!

It was very nice of me to put the ribbon headband for Yongquan. He looks pretty ugly and disgustingly cute, doesn’t he? Check out my large mouth too!

Taken with my girlfriend and super short fringe~ LOL. (ew) I was holding onto the card Jasmine gave me (hehe thanks!) and a white box with a mug inside that looks like this…

Not bad right? Considering that this should be the first time that the school actually gave us graduation gifts. That’s if I’m not wrong.

And I love how big my name is (and not tilted) so people would look at the cup and probably get reminded of me first LOL. But some noob added that the size of the wordings depends on our own body size, just to spite me. Thank you hor!!

That reaction was there because I kept seeing Fat Wong eating and eating HAHA. Oh yes, he sang an opera song for us! Check it out here on Facebook hehe.

What face ah what face!

Anyway, this was what happened.

Me: *twists*
Mr Chia: “Don’t act cute lah.”
Me: “Do some pose ley…”
Me: “Eh, we put Cs lah! Both of us are Cs what!”

So eventually,

Mr Chia: “Yours is CY! Whoa, mine JC leh! :p “

LOL. Oh, and it was funny how our form teachers distributed the scrolls to us (graduation cert) one by one, like shaking hands and wishing us good luck and stay cute all those HAHA. Ok lah, not stay cute, just stay happy. Tsk.

Mr Chia then laughed in embarrassment after distributing all the scrolls, because the announcement was made and it went, “Teachers, you can give out the certificates after the entire assembly.” LOL.

A class photo to end it off!

Anyway, here are two videos uploaded by Terry on YouTube on Mr Chia’s birthday HAHA. Hilarious.

*make sure your computer can read chinese wordings*

And if the chinese words are wrong, you know how poor my Chinese is.

First incident:

It was a normal school day and everybody pretended that they didn’t know about his birthday. During chinese lesson, Layli and I sneaked out of school to get the birthday cake because it would be too late to do so after Chinese class! Of course, Mdm Tok was angry and didn’t wanna talk to us for the next few lessons LOL. But I apologised to her in the last Chinese lesson and she was very cute HAHA.

After school, everybody stayed back to celebrate his birthday together with Colin‘s, just like the previous year. Layli, Jiajia and a few others ran with me around the entire school in search for him for the next half an hour! I swear it was really tiring and we actually searched everywhere and even asked the security guards if he had left school for lunch but they didn’t see him leave.

When we saw him, the bell had already rang and he was supposed to go up to 4E5 for lessons!

Us: “WHERE DID YOU GO?!??!?!!”
Mr Chia: “??? I was in the HOD Office printing worksheets what.”
Me: “Don’t lie, you went to the toilet to shit right!”
Mr Chia: “-.- No lor~~”
Me: “Eh faster faster the whole class is waiting for you!!!! You lah so slow!”
Mr Chia: “Cannot cannot, I need to go up already! My 4E5 waiting for me -”
Us: “Aiya just go lah a while only HURRY UPPPPP. Who asked you to …..”

And nagged at him non-stop as he scurried down the stairs and saying, “Ok lah ok lah hurry hurry late already!”

0:01 to 0:09:

*Mr chia enters class like FINALLY*
Class: “Happy birthday!”

0:17:

Me: “You are 50 years old!”
Mr Chia: “为什么要放这样多 candles?”
Terry: “Candles reflect age what.”
Mr Chia: “No~ Candles reflect how young I am….”
Yongquan: *YAWNS*
Junyi: “That’s not that young.”
Mr Chia: “Errr 我只是拿那个 (cannot hear him) … 其它的给 Colin.” (implying that he wants lesser candles I guess!)
Mr Chia: “Colin 40岁恭喜你.”

Oh yeah, since Layli and I were unsure about his age, we just got 50 big candles for him when the lady asked us how many we wanted HAHA.

0:47:

Mr Chia: “找不到我 (mumbles again and I can’t hear)”
Me: “We searched everywhere!”
Mr Chia: “HOD Office? 你们没有 search…” *grins*
*Jiajia and others grumbling*
Me: “You went to ….. shit……”
Mr Chia: “Yeah right right~”

1:01:

Yongquan: “肥吗…” (most likely referring to me right?)
Szeki: “为什么你这样红的?” (she meant my face)
Me: “I rushed everywhere all thanks to this old man…..”
Jiajia: “UH OH.” *laughs and stares at Mr Chia*
Yongquan: “OLD MAN.”
Mr Chia: “你很年轻 meh?”
Yongquan: “十六岁 lor, 不年轻?!”
Mr Chia: “你六十一是吗?”

1:51:

*starts wondering where Ms Zeng was, and got her to hurry down, so we had to wait for her* And I started fanning myself at 1:58 because it was REALLY hot after the afternoon jog around school.

2:10:

*Mr Chia and Colin squats down in front of cake*
Jonathan: “有椅子不要坐，你们要蹲 (dun1) 下来？”
*both ignored him*

Then, they got up at 2:16 because there were other students walking pass HAHA. Damn funny! We were like, “Did you see that?!”

2:22:

Junwei: “Ms Zeng leh?”
Yongquan: “叫 Ms Zeng 滚 .” (Get Ms Zeng to roll – LOL)
Me: “Call Ms Zeng 了吗?”
Jiajia: “Call 了, 她讲 ok ok ok!”
Yongquan: “她用跑了 … Short but fast legs!”

2:41:

Mr Chia: *sits down and says (some chinese phrase is it? It sounded like 敬 (him) 先 LOL – He means must serve him first)*
Mr Chia: *taps Colin* “老的站！”

3:00: (must watch the video and listen for this part)

Mr Chia: “Ok lah, candle 要完了!”
*then at 3:11 somebody (was it Mr Chia?!) made a 快点快点快点快点 sound very quickly and Jiajia imitated him LOL*
Mr Chia: *to Colin in a cute gayish manner* “一只而已！”
Jiajia: “一只而已！” (entertaining herself)

3:25:

Mr Chia: “Ok 我今天宣布我的 age.”
*SILENCE*
Mr Chia: “今年我大 Colin 五岁…”
Everyone: “HARH?!??!?!?!” *while Colin and even Mr Chia laughed hard at his horrible fail*
*Ms Zeng then enters the class*
Yongquan: “Ms Zeng! 他讲他比你年轻！他讲他二十一岁而已！”
Mr Chia: *very seriously talks to Ms Zeng* “我二十一岁而已吗，对不对？”
Ms Zeng: “我十七岁…”
*everyone laughs again*
Yujie: “Ms Zeng, 你比我还年轻啊？！”
Mr Chia: “OK 快点快点快点~~~”

Because he finally remembered that he was supposed to be attending lessons now HAHA.

3:59:

*Ms Zeng drags a chair over to sit beside Colin*
Yongquan: “Wa, Ms Zeng, 你站都跟他一样高！”
Ms Zeng: *turns around immediately* “Yeah!~”
Yujie: “全家福…”
*Class laughs again*
Colin: “我这样坐，很 weird leh!”
Mr Chia: “It’s ok, Colin, 证明你是老的.”
Mr Chia: *to class* “Ok can already~ 我懂我们是明星，不要拍了.”
Mr Chia: “我要上去 4E5 了, 快点!”

*CLAPS*

And everyone started singing the birthday song for them. =) Took so many funny conversations to accomplish one simple thing HAHA. Oh, and don’t forget to notice how Mr Chia claps his hands while singing!

4:37:

Mr Chia: “我 make a wish 先!” *closes eyes and prays*
Someone: “你要 blow 五只 hor!” (since he’s 50 years old and not 21)
Mr Chia: “我 blow 一只就够了!”

*BLOWS*

Class: “Ahhhhh~~~”

LOL. Because he blew 3 candles, which was actually closest to his real age lah, so he was satisfied HAHA. Then, there were only two big candles and one small candle left!

Mr Chia: *to Colin* “其它三只是你的了，你二十一岁了!”
Colin: *blows all*

HAHA. Then it all ended with Mr Chia went, “好好, thank you very much!” and ran off in his own style (LOL) to 4E5!

Second incident:

Yongquan successfully managed to made me fume.

0:03:

Me: “Oiiiiiiii~” (in a very disgusting tone)

That was because Yongquan rubbed cake on my face omg I swear it was damn gross. He then shouted some excuse why he did that!!

Junwei: “Wa, Cheowyi, 你 pua stun ah, 自己弄自己！”
Me: *digs finger into cake*

Because they told me to take part of it and I was so anxious to get back to Yongquan! Then I fled again in anger LOL.

Them: “Eeeeee~ Wa, 那个蛋糕不要吃了…”
*Terry laughs*

HAHA I’M SO SORRY PEOPLE.

0:41:

Me: *screams* “YONGQUAN!!!”
They: “Whoa! 那个是 Cheowyi 啊？”
Someone that sounded like Szeki: “The whole school can hear.”
*Terry goes out of class to investigate what happened LOL*

At that time, I was raging and up the stairs trying to find Yongquan, who was timidly hiding in the boys’ toilet.

1:01:

Me: “Is my face – Is my face ok???”
Audrey: “Here! Here! Your cheek there.”
Me: “Where? Oh my God, I hate Yongquan.”
Me: “Go away!!!” *pushes Terry‘s phone away*
Me: “Where’s Yongquan?!”

1:16:

Haziq: “Maybe they’re inside the toilet?”
*goes up together*

1:23:

*Yongquan realized my presence in the boys’ toilet LOL*
Yongquan: “你干嘛?!”

And then there was a combination of Terry‘s laughter and Yongquan‘s disgusting face smeered with cake on it from 1:28 to 1:31. =) Ah, revenge is sweet, especially with cake!

1:38:

Jingyuan: “进去啦 Audrey，你看 Cheowyi 都敢!”
Colin: “Why is there a girl inside the -”
Audrey: *got this chance to smeer cake on his face*

Colin: “AHHHH~ 我刚洗 leh!”
*Terry‘s laughter as background music again*

And as Terry headed downstairs, you could hear Colin complaining really loudly in the toilet haha.

2:07:

Yongquan: *telling the rest* “我刚才看到女孩子进男厕所!”
Szeki: “Where’s Cheowyi ah?” (a few minutes also missing me already)
Terry: “Cheowyi just went into the boys’ toilet.”
Some girls: “??!?!?!??!!”
Layli: “No big deal~”
Szeki: “But just for Yongquan?!”

2:32:

*I came back*
Junwei: *shocked* “你进 Boys’ toilet ah?!”
(And there was a funny fighting scene behind with Yongquan from 2:31 to 2:36)
Someone: “You should videotape this.”
Szeki: *sarcastically* “Cheowyi 的脸这样 clean 了啊？”

Another horrible cake fight. Next time, no more bua-ing on my face please! Thanks. I come in peace. Errr… Yeah. =)

P/S (Wanted to combine posts, but forget it. I should just publish one first, or else I’ll take a really long time to complete the others, since I’m usually going out or lazing around instead of blogging. Hehe. Enjoy your holidays! )

Anyway, I won’t be in Singapore when this post is published (scheduled post), so I can’t continue editting the template for now. In the meantime, I’ll just settle for this first.

And, there are some people who come here for the music, but I have removed the music player because I don’t want it to start playing only when you’ve scrolled to the bottom of the page.

I’ll think of a solution when I come back.

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Reached Changi Airport before daylight and slept for only 2 hours because I was busy using the computer and packing my bag…. Well, yeah. Snored my ass off (and attached it back afterwards) in the plane for a good 4 hours.

Here’s a big, yellow M&M that poops mini M&Ms! (hehe the ones in his body and on the floor)

Did you know?

1. Changi Airport is the Best Airport in the World

You should know about this lah, right? Isn’t it just amazing how tiny Singapore is and yet, had achieved such an award, beating other booming airports such as Kansai Airport in Japan and Heathrow Airport in London? I always have this nice feeling tingling inside of me when I’m there. It is one of my favourite places to be in Singapore!

2. I always sit in window seats

That’s because I feel less giddy sitting there and more comfortable at the corner. Also, it was really amazing on my flight back when I looked down after waking up for Häagen-Dazs ice cream that they served for dinner – Bright, shimmering stars dotted across the black spread of sky. It was really a very pretty sight! <3

3. Although sitting in the window seat could kill you

Yeah, some weird logic but I’m still sitting there anyway.

4. I HATE AIRPLANE FOOD TO THE CORE

I mean, snacks like roasted peanuts, ice cream or biscuits are fine! What I can’t stand are the sight and smell of standard airplane food!!! Especially when they come in disgusting wrapped aluminium foil, it just makes me feel like vomitting. No idea why I feel this way. Maybe it’s because of the constant turbulance and I probably got plane-sick, just like how easily I got seasick on the speedboat to Phi Phi island in Phuket. This is why I always have my meal before boarding the plane

Reached the airport in Hong Kong, flipping brochures that we sighted along the way! Took cabs and my bro and I were curious about why the cabs came in different colours.

So this is why! We took the green/blue one and the taxi driver was so friendly! Oh, one thing I have to admit  before I continue babbling about the Hong Kong trip -

I DON’T UNDERSTAND CANTONESE!!!!!!

If it wasn’t for the Asian resemblences, high-rise skyscrapers and hectic lifestyle in Hong Kong, I would have felt so out of place! One Szeki in school is enough to make me feel the alien-ish atmosphere. Yet, this was a country full of aliens because I couldn’t understand what they said!!! Therefore, I was the ultimate alien. I only know Hokkien lah!

Thankfully, my parents understood and could speak basic Canto. My dad and the taxi driver had a long chat in the cab on the way to Disneyland Hotel! The driver was the more talkative one but he was nice.

Upon reaching Disneyland Hotel in Lantau Island,

My ingenious brother BROKE this shit! Alright, I admit, I sat on the red rope instead…

Ok it was him actually LOL. The detached “bars” were magnetic! Saves convenience from hooking and unhooking to allow guests to move to and fro!

While waiting for my dad to finalise things at the hotel reception, we rested in this small room for guests and their children to watch Disney Channel on TV!

Two stickers of Goofy given to kids! HAHA. I’m a kid ok…… A matured one, too! B-) Which also means that I’m young and sensible! Unlike you childish people out there!

Guess what the amazing thing about Mickey Mouse’s Gingerbread and Chocolate House was! Apart from my presence beside it!

Ingredients:

• 1600 individual Gingerbread Bricks and Shingles (280 kg)
• Dark Chocolate (150 kg)
• Icing sugar (85 kg)
• Mixed Candies (15 kg)
• A ton of love (AWWWWWWW)

IT’S A CHOCOLATE HOUSE MADE OF REAL CHOCOLATE OH MY FUCKING GOSH. I didn’t believe my eyes at first, so I went closer to take a look and I actually SMELT the chocolate fragrance! I think they had probably sprayed a layer of something to coat the house and not let greedy people and ants eat it down.

And what’s even more amazing is that it weighs almost half of Wenqi‘s weight! WHOA, RIGHT?

I love Christmas decorations! Oh yeah, that reminds me of Sims Social. Please guys, help me with my Sims requests lah… Very simple one. Just add me as your neighbour on Facebook and accept my requests! Go to my wall and ‘claim rewards’ also can! I want a nice nice house thank you! Help me in Cafe World also can!

And, add me on Bakery/Fashion/Restaurant Story if you have them on your iPhones etc. My Storm8 id is Qvixote. JUST GO ADD LAH LOL.

Ok enough of those crap that I play, moving on!

We were early, so we decided to walk around outdoors for an hour before checking into the hotel. Went outside and was AMAZED by the MAZE………. Yeah.

It made me feel as if I was in the story of Alice in Wonderland because that was what came to my mind first when I saw the maze!

My mum and bro who were so short, their heads barely went over the bushes! Nah, I didn’t take a picture with them because I wanna be nice and not show you how tall I was compared to those shorties. Even if I were in these pictures and I was around the height of the bushes, I must have been bending down… Tsk.

A successful leapfrog thanks to my ninja moves! B-)

Went to the side of the pond where I wanted to take nice pictures but ruined by the presence of my bro, who was fiddling with the iPad and not worrying about it slipping out of his hands.

Anyway, there were wedding preparations held there. Look at the entrance shaped like a heart, and yet symbolises Mickey Mouse too, because it also looks like the letter M!

Pretty flowers entwined around this cage-like thing, and me wearing my very cute headband with the mini Xmas hat on top! It was meant for Christmas gatherings with friends, but whatever.

Pretty right? I love everything about Disney!!! Even their white, slightly spiral staircase looks as if you could potentially find a glass slipper there that Cinderella had misplaced!

Finally checked in! Look at the picture behind me!

View from our balcony above. So sad we didn’t bring our swimwear, because the swimming pool was so inviting! But on second thought, we didn’t have the time to swim anyway. Had to follow my dad and his “planning”. We usually follow tour groups, except for resorts like in Singapore, Malaysia and Thailand when we just have to hang around the beaches. This was, therefore, considered the first time we didn’t follow a tour group!

Which also means I can sleep more…

Look at the towel! They tied it into the shape of one of the three aliens in Toy Story that always goes,

“You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful.”
“Ooooooo~ The claw~”

LOL. Standard one. They are like the kids of Mr and Mrs Potato! Potato Head is a joker.

Bathing necessities with the seven dwarfs from Snow White imprinted on the boxes! AND I THINK DOPEY IS THE CUTEST. He’s so adorable =)

Left the hotel room and went to take the MTR! It stands for Mass Transit Railway, while ours is MRT, Mass Rapid Transit. Eh, confusing or not? A bit leh. But both got mass lah… So many people board the train, obviously got mass right?

This is my Adult Octopus Pass! It’s just like an Ez-link card, I guess. Top up money and you can travel to places with immediate effect.

This reminds me so much of Platform Nine and Three Quarters, where the Hogswart Express is! OMG I CAN’T WAIT TO VISIT THE HARRY POTTER THEME PARK, HOPEFULLY IN A FEW YEARS’ TIME. HOW CAN ANYBODY NOT LIKE HARRY POTTER?!?!! THE WIZARDING WORLD OF MAGIC IS JUST INCREDIBLE. FUCKING LOVE IT.

And isn’t Draco Malfoy like the cutest?! Bad boys rule. B-) Unless you’re Voldemort. Nobody nose why.

Shaped and designed like Mickey Mouse’s magic cone hat.

Windows, too! By the way, it’s a Victorian-themed Disneyland Resort Station.

Very comfy blue seats for the passengers! Can sit about 20 of me, or only half of Wenqi. But on average, around 4 – 6 people. =)

Even the handles are shaped like Mickey Mouses! Hehe. I stood up and held the handle bar just to take a damn picture.

If you can spot a really really short pink line, that was where I was at that point of time. Szeki‘s hometown is on the light blue line! As for my next few destinations of the entire trip in Hong Kong, it was along the red line.

Citygate Outlets for lunch and shopping, so I didn’t take many photos after that! By the way, it is the largest mall in Hong Kong!

LOL. They were very gao xiao at that time. Hope it doesn’t run in the genes…

I forgot the names of the dishes liao lah!

But I loved this chicken cutlet the most! My favourite out of the rest.

After lunch and hours of shopping, we went to a supermarket before going back to the hotel.

Saw these toy story toys (HAHA It sounds weird) and was so excited for the new Toy Story Land in Hong Kong Disneyland on the next day!

Came back to the hotel room and had roasted chicken rice for dinner! And that … oh yeah, Hainanese chicken rice, too. I almost said White chicken rice because of the 白鸡饭.

Due to the last minute packing of bags, I didn’t bring enough clothes! LOL. So I wore the bathrobe and it was actually quite comfortable! To me lah. Except that I had to keep an eye on the ribbon thing…

That’s all for now! Hehe.
This is a very random thing but, I miss my friends. LOL. Ok bye!

• Hong Kong Day 1 (a shorter post)

• Mixture (Grad, NYNY, Pitstop)

• Hong Kong Disneyland Part I

• Mixture (2 outings, World Kindness Day)

• Hong Kong Disneyland Part II

• Kite painting and Video filming

• Hong Kong Day 3 (food + shopping)

• Yujie’s farewell buffet + Joel’s 17th

• Hong Kong Day 4 & 5

• Prom Night 2011: Vistosita

Except for the first and last ones, all are long posts omg. Sometimes, I don’t know why I put so much effort in blogging and why I’m so passionate about it when I don’t gain anything at all. It’s just entertainment for people. That’s why I REALLY LOVE when people compliment this site! ^^ (nonono, not hinting or anything, haha)

Still, I’m really stoked for blogging on the HK posts because I had a great time there. Thank goodness I only went for 5 days, because I have other photos taken in Phuket and Europe over the past one year and that already makes up 3 weeks. Imagine how much I have to type. So I most probably won’t post about those unless I really am that free. Which I’m actually not.

OK, now to start on the actual post! =)

After Junwei’s birthday celebration, I took a bus over to Ziqi‘s house and was about two hours late or so but, at least I got there in the nick of time ………… to eat the cookies!

Of course must pose for this kind of things lah. Hao lian yi xia ma… Even though I suck for arriving so late.

Anyway, I never realized that my hair was this long, like thrice of Charmaine‘s or Ziqi‘s! Quite ugly. I don’t get why many girls LOVE really long hair! I think it makes me look older and is harder to manage, eg. waiting for it to dry or maintaining the hair ends (like the last 15cm).

Don’t get me wrong, I like moderately long hair and how it “flows” naturally around me. However, I still think that it’s unnecessary to have hair that is SO long that you can make multiple mops out of it, unless you’ve been scouted to be an Asian Rapunzel lah. Then that’s another case altogether.

Moving on, here are the cute “cookie-on-a-stick”s! Yeejun and I tried our best to make a tiny Spongebob, seen at the far end of the picture. Sadly, it turned out looking squashed and ugly.

Afterwards, the JJC guys and Joel came up to “help”. I’ll show you what I mean by “help” later. And look at Ziqi‘s hair! Really nice mixture of rainbow colours.

Fatty Liu managed to squeeze some shit-like cookies that are fit for human consumption. We all designed our own cookies (mine being the disfigured Spongebob) and Junhao actually made a very R-rated cookie because it was like… If I didn’t recall wrongly lah, something to do with a woman/man’s part. Ew right?!

Pardon me for being uncertain of what happened time and again, because my memory is failing me.

Anyway, this was what I meant by “help” lah. Haha! Junwei and Shinan were playing little fighter two and Junhao – some random computer game with Yeejun‘s help. Actually, I didn’t do much too, although I did demonstrate a really good role for being a cookie tester. *beams*

Wenqi: “OOPS, sorry for breaking your high score in Tilt to Live!”
Wenqi: *a split second later* “No, correction, it’s not even YOUR high score! HAHA.”
Me: *multiple virtual slaps in my face*

It’s horrible how I very genuinely wanted to train myself to become a professional tilter in Tilt to Live. It’s already bad enough that Colin went to break my high score, though it’s not surprising because I’m just an amateur and I gotta admit that he’s kinda good at it.

BUT IT SUCKS EVEN MORE TO BE RUBBED IN THE FACE BY THIS FAT GUY ABOVE. From then onwards, I had no interest in playing that application anymore because it was pointless. Horrible.

A fresh batch of chocolate chip cookies from the oven! I kept stealing the cookies from time to time, only to be reprimanded by Auntie Chin with her auntie voice hahaha.

Was bored (enough cookies already) so I walked around the house and went to play with Ziqi‘s top hats!

Then, Shinan decided that I’d look extra cute ……….

……… with the pink reindeer hat! HEHE. Thanks, my FRIEND. (personal joke. hope he reads this!!)

This Junhao kept strutting around and taking random pictures of Ziqi‘s house with the camera. That’s why you’ll see lots of cluttered items in Ziqi‘s house take by him in my Facebook album!

Finally used my time productively and grew a rainbow moustache after cutting it out from the vanguard sheet! It was pasted onto the first part of the card whereby it had to be flipped open to reveal what’s inside! Show you later =)

(Let’s try not to look at what Wenqi is doing)

Went to the nearby market near Ziqi‘s house with Shinan, Yeejun and Junwei. We went to the game shop and pasar malam first, before going to the photo printing shop for the pictures.

Upon reaching Ziqi‘s house, we sat in the living room and discussed on how to design Kelila‘s card and how to place the pictures!

This was the outcome Memories of us with Kelila (USS, prom, class BBQ, chalet) and pictures of her other classmates that I printed out too, which they ended up saying that I shouldn’t have done that because it’s supposed to be like a 4E3 card. =/ Sorry lor!

So, these were the roles we were tasked to do:

1. Ziqi

Drawing/cutting out cute cartoons and pasting those shapes to decorate the card!

2. Jun Kai

Trying his best not to cut his fingers by accident.

3. Jun Wei

Complaining about a whole range of dissatisfactions (can’t really remember and don’t bother to) – But the most significant one would be …

Being unhappy about not being in the Fuhua Prom Night 2010′s photo (because a few of them were stuck in the traffic jam and came late for the event) and not retaking it again.

A bit noob right? Let bygones be bygones!

4. Joel and Jun Hao

Taking the same stand and rebutting Junwei throughout the ENTIRE time about them being at fault for not hitting the road early and it being pointless to rake up the past yada yada crap.

5. Me

HAVING TO TOLERATE THIS NONSENSE TOGETHER WITH ZIQI WHILE ALL THE GUYS WENT AGAINST JUNWEI. And the worst part was that Ziqi‘s parents were ASLEEP. Don’t think it’d be a good idea if we woke them up…

6. Wenqi

Don’t think he was still innocently using my phone and playing Tilt to Live ah! I bet he argued the most with Junwei but ok lah, I must admit that Wenqi‘s GL skills are quite powerful one. Not bad for a panda! Keep up with me can already!

7. Yee Jun

Thank goodness he didn’t make that much noise and pulling himself into the argument too… *phew*

8. Shi Nan

Errr… If you know his personality, you’ll know what he did lah, hor? At least, besides all the shielding from Junwei‘s words, we managed to get the photos nicely stuck onto the cardboard in its own unique manner! I.e. different positions lah.

Junhao: “Hahaha I’m gonna take a fat picture of youuuuuu~”
Junhao: *adjusts camera* “Eh. Eh Fat ass. Look here!”
Me: *turns around with blur look as given above*
Junhao: *looks at picture taken* “No no, wrong… Take again.”

HAHAHA. IS IT BECAUSE YOU TOOK A CHIO AND NOT-SO-FAT PICTURE? Aiyo, you know what? Enter an empty bathroom and try to find somebody’s face. Take a picture of it

Finally, when the argument died down, with the rest of us slacking and YAWNING and Ziqi still hard at work,

TADAAAAAA! IT’S DONE!

Kelila feeling really delighted the next morning thanks to US! Errr…. Ok, mainly Ziqi. ^^ Pretty cupcake or what?! Charmaine‘s idea! She contributed too but left early for dinner with her friend!

Hehe so glad she likes it! I mean, if I were her I’ll be happy to the maximum. How can you not be touched by personally hand-made cards, you tell me?! That > anything else. (unless the anything else is money. Then we’ll have to discuss which present you should give instead. HAHA alright I’m joking.)

WARNING: Fragile, handle with care.

A NYAN CAT FOR MEOWY KELILA!

In case you were wondering, the curve signifies the rainbow and the cat represents Kelila! You must be tired from all the meowing and running in the sky!

LOL. SUCK ON IT GUYS.

OK THIS WAS FUNNY. I SUDDENLY REMEMBERED WHAT JOEL AND I DID.

If you looked closely, there are words “drawn by Cheowyi ” and “drawn by Joel :S” on it! The prettier letters are drawn by MUAH and the uglier ones…. well……..

Oh yeah, no time to colour them rainbow colours *sniff because we rushed through the card in a day and it was nearly midnight when we left the house for home!

Us claiming credit for the words we wrote! =P It was funny seeing how Joel tried his best to write as perfectly as he could, and how he started laughing at every time he screwed up ….. which is equivalent to almost every time lah LOL.

CREDITS:

Cheowyi: For being awesome
Charmaine: For leaving early
Joel: For writing not-so-prettily
Junkai: For nothing
Junwei: For attempting to wake the neighbourhood up
Junhao: For stealing cookies
Shinan: For being black
Wenqi: For being fat
Yeejun: For stoning
Zeikei: For being an auntie

Yeah, that’s about it. LOL. Ok lah that was all rubbish hehe… Oh, and Ziqi was very funny while writing the last few words.

Ziqi: “Ziqi‘s maid… And mom… Hahaha so lame.”

Because she laughed at her own doing HAHA. But yeah, still have to thank all of you guys for the effort made!

SUPER AUNTIE OR WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!! Ziqi‘s round glasses that made my ugliness stand out LOL.

Started eating snacks and cookies the moment we got there. But it’s obvious who ate the most lah.

Enjoying yourself, Wenqi?

Oh yeah, he was like telling everybody about his life story (and I wasn’t really listening) while I was busy imitating his actions and feeling entertained by how he never noticed that his pictures were secretly taken by the camera! While I kept posing away… Haha.

This was the dumbest lah!!! Maybe the climax of his story when he finally managed to poo his poop out after much difficulty LOL. Good job yeah!

Oh, they even used these decorative plastics to wrap the cookies! Good right… Bite-sized for Wenqi to prevent him from gobbling up too many at one go and end up choking.

I was playing Miniclip games with Charmaine (HAHA) on Kel‘s laptop, when…

*in the middle of some conversation that I didn’t pay attention to, until…*
Kel’s mum: “So CUTE ah this boy!” *referring to Wenqi*
Boys: “Oooooo~”
Me: *stops playing game  immediately* “HAHAHA. WENQI. C-U-T-E!”

Well, that’s because I kept insisting that I was cute earlier on (aiyo sounds so weird saying it out HAHA) and he retorted that CUTE stands for Confirm Ugly Terribly Er xin.

Wenqi: *shouting across the house* “CUTE for me is just CUTE. Only people like YOU are CONFIRM. UGLY. TERRIBLY. ER XIN.”

………. Me left speechless.

So after some chatting, we settled down around the dining table as Kelila‘s mum called out for us when serving the dishes! Super hungry beasts surrounded the table!

I SWEAR the dishes she whipped up for us were simply fantabulous! Golden chicken nuggets, barbecued sausages with crispier skins and softer insides, and probably honey chicken wings and drumlets dipped in a generous amount of sauce!

Lunch was really good not only because of the scrumptious food, but also great company – I think it was Peihan who said that it felt as if we were having a reunion dinner! Haha! Nice feeling, really ^^ We even went for second servings LOL. Thanks, Kelila‘s mummy! =)

Not forgetting being served with pineapple fried rice (right?!), chicken curry and bee hoon! WALAO I HUNGRY LIAO.

You leh, Wenqi?! Hungry ma? Eyeing on food right…. Tsk.

Me: “Fat lah Wenqi!!!”
Kelila: *being as serious as ever*”Actually, he’s not fat you know. He’s just big sized / muscular.”

Repeated a lot of times to me and making Wenqi happy for every single time she repeats that line, but I’m still going with my own thinking………… FAT.

Charmaine and Kelila‘s cute little sister! I didn’t know she had one! And the right side de not cute lah haiyo hahaha.

Went to B park (haha the one at Jurong Point) after buying the kite and strings etc. from Minitoons.

Look at how hardworking I am!

LOL. No lah, I only took a picture for Charmaine and Joel, realizing that I should also “help out” so that it would look as if I did something meaningful. Oh well, I did a good job, though!

It spells LOVE because we are such LOVELY people……. Ok so bhb. Paiseh ah.

Wa, look! I jumped the highest! Must be because I’m too tall liao.

*examines* For this case, Kelila seems taller (hehe) because her hair flew high high, and for Ziqi, she had her red coat thingy that enables her to fly like Wonderwoman! So, I’m still the tallest…

And guess what Charmaine decided to do afterwards?

Flopping multiple times onto the grass for the camera to take a perfect shot of the process of her falling!

(first second)
Me: “Wait ah… I test the camera first.” *aims it at Junhao*

(next few seconds)
Me: “EH?! OMG WORKING LEH WORKING LEH!”

Then they all started laughing because it was really an epic moment at that time because I kept snapping Junhao‘s funny faces hehe.

Now you know how crazily happy we were at that time… Or maybe it’s just Charmaine. Haha!

HAHA I’m so sorry guys! Did I hurt you with my buffness? =P LOL. But, gotta admit that they did a nice job falling! Haha! Oh, but we hurriedly fled to Jurong Safra afterwards because of all the weird creepy crawlies around there… *brrr* My goosebumps are getting goosebumps.

Kite flying ahead of me with the guidance of my magical hand!

Actually, I find it rather depressing to fly kites in Singapore. That’s because we have  limited amount of land and it’s not as if the winds here are very strong. It’s as if you’re restricted to a tiny amount of land and you can’t keep the kite above for a long time. Even if you do, you usually just stay still. This is what I gather from an outsider’s point of view.

I like how you can freely fly kites in larger countries where the meadows are wide. Look at Marina Barrage – a place where people fly kites at. Yet, you see how small the green land is above (when you walk up the spiral walkway) and what’s worse is that there are SOOOO many people crowding up the area! Then it’s a little pointless if you can’t run around flying your kite =/

Started playing Truth or Dare at Jurong Safra (LOL at the dumb face above – looks like Marcus ah! ) while waiting for the lady downstairs to call us for the availability of pool tables.

Squeezing water out from the tissue on his hair.

And leaving Junkai still feeling depressed about Joel getting his hair wet (don’t think sick ah) and that’s Junhao with his arms behind because he was so-called “handcuffed” with a plastic bag tied around his hands!

Then, there was this dumb dare for me saying that I had to get a signature from a stranger!

Joel: “Eh good what! Then you can go together with Charmaine!”

That’s because she had a dare herself whereby she had to go up to a stranger and whisper, “You have beautiful eyes.”

So thankful because the moment we slowly walked to the booths around the entrance of Safra, guess who came…

PAY WAN QI!

You couldn’t believe how happy I was! Not because of her presence lah aiyo, I only wanted her to sign like on my hand for me! Not because I want your autograph too ah… Omg explaining so much because I know how thick-skinned Wanqi is LOL.

The rest of them were looking at us from the corner (where the sofas were at because we usually hang out there at Safra) and laughing at us. Joel was like, “WA. Lucky sia you all!” even though he previously went, “Eh cannot laaaaa~ Must find strangers!”

And it was funny how Charmaine told Wanqi she had beautiful eyes… I swear she made it sparkle afterwards because her happiness lit up. Tsk!

Joel counting the number of sit-ups Charmaine did, and that’s Kelila on the left with her birthday present from Saf! He came all the way just to hand it to her, and left afterwards because he had something on! Sweet right

Ziqi and Yeejun were made to catwalk and do funny actions!

And Joel giving a really retarded face…

Oh, I almost forgot. (haha omg I keep staring at Joel‘s face because I find it so hilarious) Um, ok where was I… Oh yeah, we were playing mind games etc. before Truth or Dare, and it was funny how Yeejun never failed to beat us all for the person who loses the games the most! LOL. Ok, sounds so bad but it’s quite true! =x Maybe because he has slow human reaction.

AND THE MOST HORRIBLE THING. The rules were that, every time you lose, the two people beside you are supposed to hit you lah that’s the penalty. Yeejun and Kelila were beside me, then you know lah, they’re not very evil one.

AS FOR THAT YIN JUN HAO WHO WAS NOT EVEN BESIDE ME, FOR EVERY TIME I LOST,

Junhao: “Ohhhhhhh… Fat Ass lose~~~ Come, Yeejun, I help you!”
Junhao: *holds Yeejun‘s hand and pulls it over to me*
Junhao: *STARTS HITTING ME A LOT OF TIMES*

And the cycle repeats itself. Yeah……. Haiz.

Charmaine and Ziqi nose-to-nose and just look at them making things seem so easy!

Unlike this horrible pair, when Junhao had to kiss the person on his left and it happened to be Yeejun…

This was how awkward things were:

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Junhao using the plastic bag to cover his mouth (after whining, “MY FIRST KISS LEH. MY FIRST KISS LEH. !@#$%^”) and Yeejun giving a HUGE look of disgust.

I feel for you, Yeejun. Sigh…

Alright, enough talking! Bye guys

Two months ago, we celebrated Jasmine and Junwei‘s birthdays on two seperate days!

So, we came to Jasmine‘s house during her birthday and here’s Wanqi using a mini boxing glove and acting cool because she’s childish like that.

And Junwei who never fails to LOVE taking pictures at weird angles because he thinks that professional photographers do that and that he is one of them.

Anyway, spent the next few hours sitting in a circle in the living room and played Murderer! It’s not the hand squeezing or eye blinking version, but another one which I don’t know how to describe LOL. Had fun still!

Took a group picture before heading off for Mcd and school to find Jiajia and Layli, and gotten long glares from Mr Chia (in his act-cute yellow Crocs) because,

1. I wore home clothes and flip flops and got caught by Mr Govind
2. I kept bugging him to get biscuits from the staff room

Mr Chia: “Don’t know you come to school to ask questions or eat! *passes whole box of biscuits over* Nah nah nah, *hands over another different packet* this one high quality one!”

Anyway, some mean guy found the man above a little tico, but he’s a nice neighbour of Jasmine‘s! Haha.

Junwei’s:

Headed to Buona Vista with Wanqi and JJ and all I can say is that our sense of direction sucks and Alex looks like an uncle from afar LOL. Right, coolio Wanqi? =P

Jiajia and I actually went up and down the lift like a gazillion times just to take a nice picture inside! Damn funny, because workers came in from time to time and wondered why there was a crazy girl forever laughing insanely beside a chio bu (refer to pic) HAHAHAHA alright, KIDDING LA.

This picture looks weird actually, but it’s the best taken because the camera can’t flash here (mirror) and the mirror doesn’t have a flat surface!

I think Jordan booked a large room at KTV Studio @ NTU Alumni Club. It’s really cheap because you pay about $5 (for 10 people, and that’s if I remembered correctly) for about 5 or 6 hours, as compared to more expensive karaoke places that makes you pay at least $20 for 3 hours maybe? It definitely is air-conditioned too, and the only disadvantage is the location because we had to walk a distance from the Buona Vista MRT station to the NTU Alumni Club and climb stairs etc. before reaching. But, to save costs, why not?

Anyway, after Alex and Wanqi searched the vicinity, they managed to get a mini cupcake for Junwei! =)

Super yummy! It’s really sweet and I have a sweet tooth. Guess that makes me a sweet girl too.

Junwei was nice enough to share about 1/3 of it with me! Please me as nice as that too in the future. =)

Because he usually behaves like this…

On Facebook:
Junwei Ong: ur cam sucks!
Cheowyi Teng: Hahhaahahaaa I love your face ♥

I’m like so nice, still loving his face despite it being so……. soooooo glamorous not.

A group picture and all of us skinny people (well… there are exceptions *gives Junwei a doubtful look*) squeezed together to fit into the picture!

Fatty Junwei occupied a lot of space on the sofa so I had to get up on it. *refer to Wanqi* Let the singing begin!

And this Jordan kept sitting on my foot like don’t know how many times!!

Me: “Oi!”
Jordan: *turns around* “Eh?? Sorry sorry!”
Junwei: “Aiya, Cheowyi 太肥了啦!!!”
Me: “!@#$%^&*”

And then the cycle repeats itself.

Tags: “curious non tiko boy”, “innocent show”

A biased source because it was tagged by the guy above who’s totally absorbed in Bubble Pop. =P Alex ah…

Poor things =( Got flung out of the sofa and landed themselves on the ground without proper seats thanks to the birthday boy.

Junwei acting cool and me being cool. B-) Note the difference.

Jasmine: “Eh use your hair to cover your face to make it small!!!”
Me: *follows and learns*

(on facebook) Jasmine: “Waa cy see your face so small. I taught you the right thing.. as always”

Geeez. You don’t know how grateful I am….. =P

Got thirsty afterwards and bought some drinks from the vending machine conveniently located beside the front desk!

Then the amazing moment came when we found out the secret to having long, slim legs ……

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The mirror that makes us look skinny! Ok very boh liao, I know… Actually not very long also.

The disappointment was why we posed bored faces for the camera LOL. Ok I think Jasmine suggested it but I kinda forgot.

I wonder what made Jiajia give such a horrified look. Just because Junwei broke the Guinness World Record for scratching his head the longest while saying a, “Harh..?” =P We’re all used to that!

Wanqi: “HAHA. I gave this face because Jasmine‘s butt was blocking me!”

See lah! Now Jasmine heard what you said and she’s gonna give the innocent ME a punch! Or maybe both of you are just practising Taiji.

Can I say that I REALLY LOOOOOOOVE this picture a LOT because both of us look so happy and Wanqi looks so spastic here?

The guys then started to give zhuai looks, with Junwei being the most enthusiastic of all!

Observe:

Junwei: “Hi people! My name is Ong Jun Wei and I’m insane!”

Junwei: “I’m letting Junyi be the centre of attraction so that I can hide at the side and you can’t see me!”

Junwei: “I’M HAVING SO MUCH FUN SQUASHING JINYAO.”

Junwei: “Eh, siam lah, Junyi! They wanna see my handsome face! Look at me sticking out my tongue – SO CUTE.”

Junwei: “Line up ah, one at a time! Don’t wanna dirty this cute look of mine!”

Junwei: *carries entertaining people with his retardacy*
Jinyao: *sighhhhhh*

Junwei: “Sigh, enough already lah. This superstar is tired already.”

AND ABOUT TIME, TOO.

After hours and hours of singing, we ended off the Karoke session with snapshots in front of the magic mirror!

Whoa, somebody is already getting ready to strut his stuff HAHA.

Skinny Junyi and Wanqi wondering why they don’t see differences in themselves, while the happy Jiajia is grinning away because, in her case, she had found hope.

I had never seen myself waiting so happily for a lift before.

Somebody told me to give a face and that was the first expression that came to me. Not too jiao lah, hor?

The polaroids taken at KTV – courtesy of Jasmine!

Rocking Bubble Pop with my purple Justin Bieber Beats and enjoying herself whilst on the bus back. I went to find Ziqi and the rest of them afterwards!

Upcoming post: Kelila’s 17th birthday =)

Baking yummy cookies at Chef Ziqi‘s house with the guys and decorating her big birthday card on the first day, and heading to her house on the second day for a pre-celebration. Had a scrumptious lunch her mum personally cooked for us, kite flying at B. park and ending off the day playing games in Jurong Safra!

I’m touched.

After the torturous ‘O’ Level examinations period, I’m back to dust the cobwebs and chase the flies off this site away. See, it’s not like I don’t do housework ok.

L: Lazy to cook already

Ever since my cooking failed, I shunned away from the BBQ pit and only came back when the food was all ready to be served So sad you know, criticize criticize. Nobody wants to eat the food I cook. =(

Y U NO FEEL MY SINCERITY?

I’m not sure whether Junhao is trying to make himself look like a pig or a duck but in any case, he still succeeded in it!

Peihan: “WHY NO MORE FOOD?”

Wenqi‘s just pretending that he doesn’t know anything about the disappearance of the food and Junhao was, as per normal, trying to make Peihan faint with his stinky, hairy armpit because he was guilty of finishing all the food.

Was in the room that time and the camera was with Marcus, I think. The guys and some girls were outside having a chat and we have two extreme ends because Shinan seems really delighted but Junwei looks like he just sank into a huge depression.

Dorris and Paul! ^^

Paul was from another secondary school (not Fuhua) and Mr Fong Meng Tuck was once working as a teacher there!

The funniest part was when this rebellious and naughty kid went to break Mr Fong’s finger. =x I’m not sure how serious the injury was but I am certain that it is still deeply etched in Mr Fong’s mind because when I reminded him about it, it triggered his memory and he actually still remembers the incident.

Wenqi showing off his nostrils gleefully, and acting as if he had never seen the sky before.

Here are just a few of the many pictures taken during the BBQ on the first day of chalet at Downtown East! I like this pic partly because Marcus looks like a loner behind HAHA. What’s with that sneaky look on your face?!

Jiaying pretending to be shy again, as usual. Aiyo..

A self-obsessed photo of me back in the chalet with Zhengxin because she requested it LOL ok just kidding. Why my eye one big one small ah? Disturbing.

Some moron took a picture of me totally engrossed with the TV show and lying in bed in an awkward position. How I longed those times when both beds belonged to me and NOT when all of us had to squeeze in one room together! :@

AND Junhao kept complaining and complaining and complaining and complaining + … … … + and complaining and complaining that I was always occupying the bed. Wa, *blood boils*.

M: Murderer

Woke up at noon on the second day and played Murderer before heading out to E!hub. The version whereby we had to hold hands and squeeze the neighbour’s hands LOL. Super fun, I love that game! ^^

There was once I was the murderer so I started off by squeezing Joel‘s hand 7 times. When it was time to guess who the murderer was, they immediately knew it was me because they said that the murderer confirm was a GL one.

Forfeits:

Celine was supposed to “act cute” but she kept insisting that she doesn’t know how to do so HAHA. At least Jiaying said that she looked chio here!

As for Marcus, he had to behave like a frog. Better not let Ziqi see this or she’ll screw her face at you in disgust and horror that you had turned into her most hated creature of all time. =x

N: Noisy 24/7 alarm clock

I remember when I was sleeping beside Peihan and Junkai during our first chalet in 2009. Both sides were snoring like World War III just striked, just that Peihan‘s army was stronger because his snore was louder! Both parties battled at different fluctuations (1st second: Peihan snores, 2nd second: Junkai snores, and so on by taking turns). Guess who lost in the end.

ME LAH. Right side also snore, left side also snore, but both pigs sleep until so happily! The victim trapped in between obviously had no choice but to treat the snores as music to her ears.

Just when I thought nobody could snore any worse than baboon’s red ass above,

Guess who had to prove me wrong.

Paul was sleeping at the lower bunk and snoring soooooooo loudly it was 10 times worse than Peihan‘s snore!!!!! It was like *GRUNTS* and *SNORTS* from time to time and I was looking around in the dark to see which guy was making those noises! Super funny because Dorris was beside him and obviously awake HAHA, giving a smile and a somewhat look of “sigh”, as if trying to tell us, “Yeah… He’s noisy like that…” Haha!

Oh well

O: Overcast shadows

During the second night when half of the class were fast asleep, the girls and I went out to have some fun! The three Cs: Cheowyi, Chinzeikei, Charmaine =P

The photographer was a C too! Celine! =)

Charmaine‘s shooting her hand-guns at me and Ziqi‘s right behind, all ready to launch an attack! Helpless and afraid, I had to surrender and admit defeat.

Inferring from the picture, it looks like a huge stone is jutting out at the bottom right hand corner.

Ziqi leaving no stone unturned (hah!) and attempting to wrap her creepy, icy fingers over ………. the stone? Ok, it was actually my head.

Wait lah, let me have some ice cream first ley. =/

Talking about food, we were starving at that time!! The maggi belongs to them and none of my share because I’m fat like that

P: Pretty desserts

Remember when Kel and I were eXplorerkids and toured the vicinity of e!hub? We spotted these cute lil things!!

This is why I love design. People are so creative and full of new ideas!

Yummy toppings to go along with! I especially love the metal balls ‘cos I find them cute.

Back in the chalet some time later, Dorris voluntarily bought these mini cupcakes for us!!! SO SWEET RIGHT. And literally, too!

Excuse me excuse me! We are taking a picture of ME and the cupcakes but mainly ME now, Bushy, so stop stealing mah food!!!

I deliberately took this picture with that extra stick at the back =x Hah! Oh oh see his red Tagger bag?! I chose it for him!!! Along with Jolene, and Ziqi who was strongly disagreeing with our opinions LOL.

Speak of the devil! Why ah why do you people love eating so much! Can’t you guys just follow me and eat lesser!

Q: Qualified millionaires

So, while Peihan was all curled up and asleep ON Junhao (with my fat foot in the pic and don’t know who’s hand), …

And while Shinan was blabbering at me (hehe don’t worry, my fat foot will do the trick of shutting him up ), and Junkai was identifying himself in the mirror (eyes too small) and Ziqi was talking away to herself, …

AND while the rest of them were playing card games, with Mae who just got up and all ready to turn in again, and Jiaying who was pretending to be camera-shy for the 183793561536t72342307th time, …

The other half of the group were playing … What’s that game called? Who Wants To Be A Millionaire or Questionaire or something air!

It was actually just Dorris, Shinan, me and Ziqi/Zhengxin (I think). Then, more people joined in just because I was in the game HAHA so I told Shinan to help me “book” the good spot on the bed when I needed the toilet urgently. He said ok but when I came back, his butt was SO FAT. LIKE SO FAT. That he took up MY space with his fats too. That is all I can remember now.

So I ended up sleeping with Jolene and Zhengxin/Cherlyn (can’t remember), squashed and hamburgered and tried to go to sleep while they continued playing the game (REALLY NOISILY)  ‘cos all wanted to be virtual Millionaires!

R: Raping Junwei

1. Get intoxicated

Guy + Girl = Baby
Drunk guy + Drunk guy = ?!

2. Check out the abs (if there are any hahaha)

Junwei: “你们在干什么?!”

3. Begging for mercy

Try harder, Junwei! Although he looks quite happy here…

4. Hello? Anybody out there???

Errrrrr… Guess we were either too busy eating (McDonalds’ fries are THE BEST – just look at Zhengxin koping fries from the paper bag), playing cards or watching TV.

For those people who don’t like the sight of body parts, I urge you to scroll down quickly and skip the next picture…

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5. Literally exposed

Ok I am certain that I am NOT the perverted one who took this picture! Neither is my hand doing the job of lifting his shirt up!

6. What’s this, a threesome?!

Junwei probably managed to get up from the bottom bunk and was about to attempt to flee but landed on the bed instead and I swear they were fidgeting about very vigorously!!

7. Or perhaps more than that… Here’s the process.

WTF I LOOK SO GAY HERE.

Shinan kept pushing Junwei‘s head towards my pillow just to keep him down and look, Kelila sprung up from her original position! HAHA. And yes, my face just made me a certified gay.

Don’t judge a book by its cover = Don’t judge a leapard by its spots = Don’t judge a picture by its people! I looked so “happy” then! The entire raping process was hilarious!

Look, it’s even featured on Kelila‘s birthday gift – a collage of photos on a striped cardboard! Hehe this would be another post lah

Finally, after eons…

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8. Junwei’s struggling moments were over

HAHAHA I LOVE THIS PICTURE. So emotional/dramatic! Junwei: “YES!”

Oops… So he was actually doing imaginary push ups. Oh well.

Awww, look at Peihan all fast asleep… Wait. He was awake just one picture ago! …. hmmmm. =)

Good night Peihan! No more raping!

S: Stuck in a trolley

Kelila: *immediately after a shower* “Cheow Cheow, faster take picture while my hair still looks good!”

As for Charmaine, she was all “Eh come out and play ley!!!” and “Take picture take picture!” HAHA. Sigh, kids these days..

That’s when they landed themselves in a huge mess – Ziqi got stuck in the trolley!!!

CY TO THE RESCUE~

*ZAPS POWER WITH MAGICAL FINGER*

*TING!* And Ziqi‘s out! Wondering why Junwei was towards looking another side when the camera was facing Marcus. (urgh HAHA)

Yay! Two can fit in the trolley, without it toppling, too – I’M NOT AS FAT AS YOU GUYS THINK. :@ (Don’t make me particularly name out who the “you guys” are. The list goes on.)

T: Three idiots

I admit that I had doubts about this movie initially. I actually find Indian movies creepy!!! Not being a racist or whatever but just stating my genuine opinion lah.

Furthermore, this was a freaking 3 hours movie! We were all watching it in the cozy chalet (cozy because I’ve showered and had a good spot on the bed) and I was grumbling at the start of it, talking about how boring it was HAHA. But it turned out to be fucking brilliant!!!

(read from bottom to top for the picture below)

Did you realize the repetition of these three words “All is well”?

Since it’s the holidays now for most students, I recommend that you watch 3 Idiots for a self-proclaimed late night movie! You’ll love it!

U: Unleash your strength

Ok, this sub-heading reminds me of my testimonial. It goes like, “Cheow Yi UNLEASHED her hidden potential in her Co-Curricular Activity (CCA) as an air rifle shooter in Fuhua Shooting Club.”

HAHAHAHAAHA. I sound like a fucking show-off. Hey, but I’m not, ok! Just trying to make Mr Chia’s job simpler in editting my draft. And give him a good laugh because he’s BOUND to do that when he reads it, given his character.

So there you go, Charmaine and I doing inclined pull ups! Every time the mean people hear that I did the most number of pull ups in my class, they’ll be like, “真的 meh…” and “Chey, INCLINED pull ups ah…”, with an occasional butting in of “Ohhhhhh. Big biceps!” from Junhao. GRRRRR.

He meant fat.

That’s Ziqi and I doing the “bangala” HAHA. I think only the Sec 2 girls (Cherlyn, Ziqi, Jiaying, Jolene, Sally, Mae) know about this! It’s really simple: Just press your hip onto the bar while gripping firmly on it, then push yourself forward and loosen your grip on the bar, and make a 180 degrees turn to hang upside down.

Just make sure that the bar isn’t too near the ground. You wouldn’t wanna hit your head on the ground. And if you’re still eyeing at the picture, that’s Ziqi‘s pants. LOL.

Charmaine: *hyper mode activated* “EH OMG MY LEGS LOOK DAMN LONG HERE LAH.”

This is obviously a fake. That is why Charmaine is above me and I’m struggling. Haha! Alright, I kid.

Now, that’s real! Ziqi grew so strong and buff that she outgrew her mini top! LOL.

Alright, guys, quit fooling around already and get down this instant!

Thanks Junwei, anyway, for lending me your tee!

Anyway, another photo of ME doing something that I did almost everyday during my primary school days (explains the “buff-ness” *winks at Zhihao ) :

LOOK. LOOK. BIG BICEPS AGAIN. Damned 4 people who liked it. >:(

And Yongxiang‘s comment didn’t help either.

Ok, ok, no more BlUFFING about my fake muscles le. It’s all fats, right, Junhao?

V: Very embarrassing moments

Of course, according to Bushy, almost everywhere I go, there is certainly gonna be xia suay moments accompanying me.

1. My cooking skills aren’t exactly good lah…

Just look at me. I look like a desperate housewife, one who’s dressed in sportswear LOL. Feel like slapping my face, ‘cos I look so kiam pa there. Ziqi, please stop eating and come over and help me.

I better take up some cooking lessons from my maid or Ziqi during the holidays or I’ll be doomed if anyone weds me in the future. I wouldn’t want me if I were you. =x But I’ll improve k!! HAHA.

2. My eyes failed me

So I was happily showering (because I was one of the first few who got into the toilet first and therefore it was cleaner hehe) and using somebody’s body soap and shampoo (it was placed in the toilet so obviously it was free for all) and that was when I messed up…

I SQUEEZED A LOT OF THE FACIAL CREAM OUT THINKING THAT IT WAS BODY SOAP. AND BY A LOT, I REALLY MEAN A. LOT.

I spent the entire next few minutes cursing myself in the shower and secretly apologising repeatedly to whoever owning the soap and shampoo. I felt so terrible lor! I think it either belonged to Mae or Ziqi. If you’re reading this, I can buy you a new one if, after the chalet, did you realize that the bottle seemed comparatively emptier than before. =x Haha!

But anyway, the Hello Kitty cleansing wash belongs to Kel. =) Cute right? Just a picture, not that I used that. Thank goodness.

3. Activating the gay mode once again

So Ziqi and Joel tied their hair in such a way that it looked like a sprouting fountain from the top! Thinking that it would make me cuter (just like my kindergarden days HAHA), I got Ziqi to tie it for me! That was when the dumbness started. =x Read on to the letter W below for the full story.

4. Harry Potty or Hairy Mokky?

Peihan’s lovely legs – sexy or what?! I was feeling bored (I know somebody was too, at that time, but I can’t remember which girl it was) and we plucked his leg hair while he was half-asleep. LOL.

Then I decided to zoom in to his legs and take a snapshot them. Beautiful, huh?

5. “How am I supposed to get down?!”

Super embarrassed at that time ALL THANKS TO MARCUS because he kept bombing words over like, “Seriously, Cheowyi…” and “Too fat lah cannot get down.”

Darn it, what kind of Buddy is this!!!

Luckily, Junhao was asleep and not here to add fuel to the fire, else he’d be yapping away about the 9.9 magnitude earthquake I’d be causing when I land on the ground.

6. Big business

Kelila and I told each other (over and over again – mainly her ) that we’d get yummy ice creams from Soft! together on the third day after we’ve checked out. Turned out that I had a pretty bad tummyache. =/ She even accompanied me around to get the panadol pills and to the toilet (HAHA) while the rest were busy eating KFC.

I didn’t get my ice cream in the end because I was afraid that the milk will worsen my tummyache. Still, Kelila finally satisfied her craving, so that was good enough! Let’s meet up for another slice of cake again! *winks =P

W: Whip my hair back and forth

Back to Ziqi tying this kuku hairstyle for me ‘cos I requested her to do so HAHA.

Joel and I stood on the bed (with many onlookers amazed by our stupidity) …

… And with Ziqi in her auntie mode turned on again (HAHA those close to her should know what I mean!), we started whipping our hair!

I was EMBARRASSED lah! I kept shaking my head around like I had a loose screw but they’ll simply grin effortlessly and go, “Oh, used to it.”

Is it just me or is Joel not whipping his hair around at all?! Oh, maybe he had no hair to swing around. *beams*

Last but not least, here is Jolene’s one moment of fame!

(don’t comment on my cute, distorted Paint-ed shampoo ah thanks)

Ever woken up in the morning with your hair all ruffled up? Or hair that entangles by itself as you slap on your foundation and makeup? Fret no more, and say goodbye to split ends, because the exclusive Turkey Shampoo is here to give your hair that new cluck! Splash into a whole new world of luxury and shine – no tears, with an extra boost of strawberry fragrance!

So, why wait? Grab your Turkey Shampoo and await a cluckciting journey! Available in all leading department stores.

How’s that for an advertorial? HAHA. Yeah, quite dumb, I admit.

X: X-rider 4D Motion

Located at e!hub BUT NOBODY WANTED TO TAKE IT WITH ME INITIALLY (EXCEPT FOR TURKS) BECAUSE THEY FOUND IT COSTLY. I think it’s $6 for a ride.

So anyway, we could choose between 10 movies and I got her to recommend us the most thrilling one! We were deciding between the one with the Avalanche or another in a Forest I think? But we picked the former because the lady told us that it will snow inside… Bull. LOL.

BUT IT WAS A BLAST!

Actually, another embarrassing thing happened because Jolene and I were fretting inside the 4D Motion Theater and screaming like nuts. (or maybe just her ) It totally reminded me of the Battlestar Galactica roller coaster rides in Universal Studios SG, just that this was MUCH more WICKED.

Best thing? As we left the ride and acted like cool dudettes, combing our hair through our fingers and giving the *winks* “BOOYAH I survived that can you?????” *smirks* kinda look, somebody went, “By the way, we saw everything.” I looked towards where he/she pointed to – THE FREAKING TV AT THE TOP OF THE THEATER ENTRANCE SHOWING EVERY SINGLE MOVE WE MADE.

So yeah, about the saying of a person and her reputation… *sigh*

And Wenqi would go, “You don’t even have one.” Bah.

Y: Yin’s handsome faces

Here are the different, possible types of faces he can give:

1. My-Right-Eye-Has-A-Boner face

2. Check-Out-My-Huge-Nostrils face

3. I-Swear-I-Am-Disgusting face

4. I-Am-Sexy-And-I-Know-It face

No, don’t start wiggling, please.

5. Start-Growing-A-Mini-Moustache-Today-And-Make-Santa-Proud face(s)

6. The trademark Sucking-On-A-Hot-Dog face

7. “Shut-Up-Lah-Cheow-Yi” face

Yeah he does that most of the time! Oops =x

Yin: “Eh. Eh Cheowyi.” *pumps chest outwards*
Yin: “You’re so Cheowyi.” *laughs at own joke*

(The Junhao Code: Cheowyi = fat)

Z: Zzz…

I guess that sums up almost everything about the chalet! Haha. And Peihan is still sleeping. Hmmmm.

Wenqi’s status:

When I showed them his status, the half-asleep Peihan went, “Whoa, this kind of thing 就是要 LIKE liao!” *presses my Like button for me*

Next time, I’ll just stand in front of Wenqi and stone (aka: don’t do anything). That makes me special, doesn’t it? ^^

Mine and Junhao’s statuses:

Another “I am fat” status posted by Yin… Sigh. Note the time difference ok! Some noob started it first so I just had to play along.

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Past events after the chalet:

1. J&J turning sixteen

Crashed Jasmine‘s house on her birthday!

Karaoke singing during Junwei‘s sixteenth some time later

2. Kelila’s 17th Meow Day

(might split post because it might be rather long)

Slogged our asses off (or mainly Ziqi did so hehe) decorating the card and baking (cat) cookies.

Happy girl got her birthday surprise the following day!

Homecooked dishes by her mum – I think we went for three servings!!! (someone’s pressing his stomach down to hide that fact)

Kite-flying at the B park before heading to Jurong Safra.

3. Long-awaited Grad day

Sweet little cupcakes as a farewell gift from Layli and Wanqi! Aww. =’)

Half of the class are a really nice bunch of people I’ll miss them!

4. Four Giant Yankee burgers

Dinner at New York New York was yummehhhhhh!

Kept entertained with Ziqi‘s Mac too Wenqi kept praising himself for looking “cute”.

5. Finally a break from the nasty ‘O’s

I swear Ziqi‘s hot pink lips gave me a shock the moment I saw her! Jolene was clucking (aka laughing).

Pitstop Cafe – making animal noises playing board games (that’s the rule) and somebody who’s name changed to Marcusux =)

Stopping by at the Candle Night @ Marina Bay before heading to Starbucks.

6. Fun day out with Szeki

Ion Orchard for lunch and toured around town afterwards.

Caught Footloose at Shaw House and it was brilliant!!!

Hehe. Going out tomorrow to meet a group at Jurong Point for a video filming, and out on World Kindness Day 2011 this Sunday to paint the town yellow!

Let me show you an example.

A: Artistic Shots

Yeah, they’re not exactly artistic, but rather the cooler shots taken during chalet. There are a few others too but I either didn’t pick them out or they’re probably under other alphabets.

The white charcoal left after the BBQ. The fire was fucking big when I BBQ-ed the giant piece of meat. You should see – the picture is somewhere below.

One of the guys WENQI took a picture of this. (or else he call me a bitch again for not giving him credit) Seriously, it looks kinda nice! Like the kind of “Sample Pictures” folder in your computer LOL.

Yes it looks photoshopped but it’s just the lighting! I like it! Except for that tikopeh uncle at the back. Don’t know what you’re doing.

These are just pictures of me that I like HAHA. Ok whatever, the second one was taken by CharMaine and she went, “Eh, damn cool sia! Can set this as your desktop background and then you put the icons on the left side…..”

Her head is in a neutral equilibrium, rolling on my hand! =P And that’s a very hairy domo she has there. And I’m wearing Junwei‘s shirt! Haha! Just nice leh! Junwei is skinny for a guy okayeeeee.

B: Bubble Pop!

During the third day, we went over to Mcdonalds for….. I don’t know, supper? Or pre-breakfast, because it was already 4AM!

They were bored (haha because I was the only one eating x.x) so they started chatting, playing with the bubbles (ya know, the plasticky type), and freezing in the air-conditioned place.

Look how these little kids can be so entertained by bubbles!!

As for me, I’d rather stick to the new Cheese Mcshaker fries! Have I ever mentioned that I love their garlic chilli sauce? Though garlic kinda stinks (in both ways) because it leaves this weird smell in your mouth.

Anyway, sorry I snapped at you, Marcus. =( WELL BUT THAT’S JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE SUCH AN ANNOYING DICK. GRRR.

Oh well, if you read this, hope you’re having fun in Europe now! Or America! Or wherever! Remember to WhatsApp me! And get the Podolski jersey from Germany……….

Ziqi: “Eeeeeeee, why this bubble got saliva one??!”
Someone: “Wa Junwei….. Must be you lah.”
Junwei: “This one not I blow one.” (haha sounds um….)
Junwei: *points to another bubble* “This is mine!”
Ziqi: “But this bubble has saliva inside also!!!!!”

Sigh. You all ah. Lousy blowers.

C: Champagne Showers

After the BBQ, some of the guys went to Cheers to stock up snacks and liquor.

Crazy people, seriously. I’d never buy so many bottles at one go! I didn’t even plan to drink it!

My amazement shows it all. By the way, that tiny green bottle is the bottle opener! Cute or what! Oh and Junkai was so fat he genius-ly managed to knock it (somehow). And he broke it. Fatass.

Well, I usually don’t drink beer because, by right, I’m supposed to dislike it. But, by left, this beer tastes slightly better, I guess? Or perhaps they convinced me so. But I like wine! I LOVE INNISKILLIN! Best icewine EVER. *holy*

YAAAAAAM-SENG! =D

But whatever lah, I’ll stick to the french fries Dorris bought for us! =P I think I was really focused watching television! Thank goodness Shinan isn’t blocking my Tong Xin Yuan show with his humongous butt anymore.

D: Drunken dudes and Peihan

Fatass and his fat finger.

I think everybody loves lying on my legs. LOL. I’m serious! Kelila, Joel, Charmaine, Junwei (Under letter ‘R’), and this particular drunk guy below…

THANK GOODNESS JUNWEI DIDN’T DRINK/DRANK LITTLE THAT NIGHT. Because, who knows what two easily intoxicated guys may lead to……… >:)

So, after just one tiny bottle of beer (yeah, the one I’m holding onto), Peihan started forming flushed cheeks and seriously, why is there poo and pee on your face??! I usually just flush toilet bowls, actually.

I guess he started turning a bit crazed and barmy.

Q: Why did Peihan‘s face turn red after getting wasted?

A: Alcohol makes your blood pressure increase. That makes the capillaries in your face swell. They also swell in other parts of your body, like your eyes, and the end of your nose. It appears as a “flush.” (source)

Yeah I just went to google it out because I was curious too. Apparently it’s called an “Asian glow” or “Alcohol flush reaction”. I was chugging a bottle of beer down with the Paul (Dorris‘ boyfriend) chanting, “Drink! Drink! Drink!” (plus sips from Zhengxin‘s) but stopped when Ziqi went, “Eh don’t! Not good for your health.” Or some motherly words LOL.

Speaking of mother, I think I am fine with handling alcoholic drinks because my mum is a freaking addict lah. Wine, beer and coffee. Maybe she drank like when I was in her womb. LOL.

As for Peihan, a bottle or less down and he’s settling for (as seen in previous pictures) Junwei, Shinan, Junkai………

…… AND JUNHAO??!?! I wonder how long is this particular raping session gonna take! =P

I am aware that I look completely idiotic here HAHA but I still like this picture! Maybe cos I finished showering already, then I xiang xiang, everybody wants’ta come close to me. ^^ LOL.

Not like whoever’s smelly foot present in the foreground of the picture…

Congratulations, Ziqi! Among these three people, you just won yourself the “Biggest Eyes Award” . =P Ok, maybe there could be a fight between you and Marcus. But even if Junkai opens his eyes…… Er…………… *lets the errrrr fade away hahaha*

E: Explorer Kids

Guess what, we actually left the chalet on the second day at around 3+ PM? So, Kelila and I decided to be Explorer Kids (HEHE THE NAME OF THE CLUB LOCATED AT E!HUB) and started roaming the place!

That’s the bookfair they had there! Along with the little stalls situated nearby.

Cute panda keychains that I’m sure are not related to Wenqi at all!

CUTE RIGHT??!??!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Oh yeah, that’s my Sec 2i2 class tee I’m wearing anyway! My tiny classmates at the back of the shirt are drawn by Mae!

We even went outside of E!hub to walk, such as Watsons and Cotton On. Haha, so boh liao right? But it was a very fun experience with Kel! ^^ You know, sometimes, you don’t have to like plan something in advance to enjoy yourself. Just a simple walk with your friends/loved ones, chatting and laughing, will make your day! <3

F: Fish & Company

So they were still entertained by Jackass (American reality series that I totally didn’t find humorous!)  in the chalet on the second night. I took forty winks and left earlier with Kelila and Cherlyn because we were STARVING.

I never knew there was Fish & Co. Express! The food quality is still good, you know! Like, I thought it wouldn’t be as nice because it’s way cheaper (like half the original price) and served quicker (fast food), but the Fish & Chips dish was fab!

Chilli sauce and ketchup located at the corner, with magazines that you could conveniently pick up!

The fish was really soft and warm after you sink your teeth into the crispy, golden skin outside HAHA ok why do I sound like I’m advertising their fish. But it’s really nice – I have Kelila to prove my verdict right! I totally regretted buying the platter of fried calamari because the fish was fucking delicious.

Took a group photo with them eating dinner at JustAcia! Some joined us for dinner at that time! Although I was really sad that Ms Jun couldn’t make it here!

This was what the black guy replied her using my phone:

“YOU DIE!!! Shinan here”

Anyway, back to dinner. It was rather embarrassing because when the lady helped us take a picture, she clicked the button, and said,

Lady: “Is the camera turned on?”
Me: “Huh? Oops….. Sorry.” *goes over and turn it on* =x

Then you’ll hear some “Wa Cheowyi…..” from one side and an irritated, “Eh 快点 leh??!” from the far end of the table. Sigh.

G: Getting hooked

Addicted arcade gamers playing whatever this game is called. Fishing joy or what lah, I also don’t know. It looks boring to me anyway. I’d rather go fishing and catch a real fish!

So that’s me and the SUPER CUTE BLUE TOY BEHIND, waiting to be rescued! Sorry, I don’t have Yongxiang with me at the moment now. =( Since I’m such a lousy toy catcher, the only thing I can do is………….. to give a similar face and try my best to act as cute as it! ^^

Kelila with the toy that caught her eye the most, and somehow it looks like she’s some kinda weather reporter with this pose HAHA. But then again, the inside of the machine doesn’t look hazy to me at all!

H: Humpty Dumpty

Cherlyn spotted a tiny portion of the Great Wall of China that broke and flew it’s way here during the destruction back in history (I know shit about what happened – maybe there was an eggsplosion) and decided to reminisce our younger days (sniff… old already) when we got to know our nursery rhymes!

Let me show you pictures that are eggxamples that eggsplain to you how the rhyme goes:

Humpty Dumpties sat on the wall!

Can’t you see our hands trying to form a rather failed oval shape?? Behaving eggxeptionally dumb for your entertainment!

Humpty Dumpties had a great fall

Yes lah I know, horrible friends who are reading this must be thinking: a great fall made by me is a REALLY eggnormous fall. Thanks guys!! Need to go eggxercise my fats away.

All the king’s horses and all the king’s men
Couldn’t put Humpty together again!

I know it’s really horrible how clumsy and non-eggheaded we are, but………

At least I survived Kelila‘s version of playing our eggciting Humpty Dumpty roles!

THE END! HAHA. I realized how eggstra these egg words are. (eggxactly!!)

I: Irritated glares

Seven people with irked looks!

Yeejun, Aiyin,

Wendy, Celine,

….. And me?? LOL. I really can’t remember what happened here.

Last but not least,

ME TRYING TO CATCH PHOTOS OF WENQI AND THE RED PIMPLE ON HIS CHIN. HAHAHA. Maybe that’s why the fork is placed there – to hide the pimple from sight! ^^

PIMPLE REVEALED! LOL. And what I like about Wenqi (ew did I just say that) is that his teeth are so straight!!!!!!! But braces = nice ok! I’m supposed to take it out like this month but I can’t bear to! Maybe a few more months? It’ll be weird to have no braces on. I’m so used to it already.

As for good points about him, other than his teeth and cute pimple,

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*gives up* I’ll just leave you to find out the rest about him yourself.

J: JellyHeart palace

On our tour around Downtown East (Kel was more like the tour guide because I fail at directions at Pasir Ris), we stumbled upon this really pretty place in E!hub that looked so princessy and everything!

Just look at their prettily furbished walls and interior design! So chio! Agreed with Kelila about it being very Tumblr-y, fit for sites such as sweethomestyle!

Marshmallow popsicles, tied in the form of roses, slapped with coats of flavored chocolate melts, dipped with tiny beads of rainbow sprinkles and toppings!

Got to the most comfortable seat to savour our desserts! They even gave us free samples to try! And the crust at the base was so awesome mmmmmm!! *flies*

I forgot about our order, but judging from this picture, perhaps strawberry? The cake was layered in such a way that the top was flavored jelly and the bottom is made out of oreo! It was tasty but the sample choice was even better! Super yummy I swear!

Anyway, I was still in this cocky hairstyle (hehe) because if I took off my rubber band, it’ll still leave a mark. So yeah. =)

1 Pasir Ris Close,
E!hub@Downtown East
#02-111 (S) 519599

More pictures at their main website! Next time, if you visit E!hub during your chalet stay, make sure you try their cakes!!!

K: Killing time

Us relaxing in the chalet and cherishing the moments of having the whole bed to ourselves wahahahha before the others intrude!

Afterwards, when they left, only Kel, Zhengxin and I were in the room. The rest were outside buying snacks and stuff, while some others were still chatting at the BBQ pit. Since Kelila was burying her head in her books, Zhengxin and I decided to use Marcus and Junwei‘s laptops!

AND IT WAS DAMN FOTHER MUCKING HILARIOUS WE KEPT LAUGHING. LOL. CHECK OUT THE VIDEOS BELOW.

‘Listening to foreigners reading English badly without laughing. Loser gets pelted with eggs at close range in public.’

I don’t mean to be mean (haha), but it was so funny we burst out laughing so frequently!! Zhengxin‘s laughter is freaking contagious, and she laughs so easily!

‘A look back at the best moments and never-seen-before footage.’

This was touching as Xiaxue reminisced the times she filmed Guide To Life and how she came such a long way to the person she is today. I really look up to her because of so many reasons and enjoy reading her blog (duh) and the videos in Clicknetwork.tv!

So anyway, this video just left us guffawing when she started playing the clip of her embarrassing moments that the producers compiled! Some girls joined us to watch this and our asses all rolled off from the laughter! (LMAO)

Anyway, do watch the latest video of Clicknetwork.tv of Guide To Life because it’s a room tour by XX and yeah it’s interesting. =)

Anyway, we caught some Chick vs. Dick episodes too! The Accent Challenge is one of my favourites!

Ok lah stop laughing please, Zhengxin! Let’s go eat BBQ food!!!!!!

L: Lousy, failed attempts:

So I got bored staying in the chalet and decided to come out and flaunt my fantabulous cooking skills – or at least I thought so.

SUPER ZAI RIGHT, NEVER EXPECTED MYSELF TO START THE FIRE. AND LIGHT IT UP LIKE SO GREATLY. Why my degree of hotness so high? Sigh…..

Ok, even though it’s not funny, I was just kidding – the outcome came out as the complete opposite of what I expected………

Someone: “The chicken burnt already lah!!!!!!”

……….

Sigh, people not in top form that day ma, what to do? =( I don’t look like a chicken-cooking expert, do I?!! So yeah, that explains the overcooked piece of meat…

In conclusion:

Thumbs UP to my lousy, failed attempt. Screw Shinan‘s face!!!!

Ok you too Bushy, shut up, you were supposed to agree with my concluding statement!!!!!! :@

Shall stop here for now, bye! Continuing from L – Z soon!

Upcoming post: Booze and Snooze II

Had our Teachers’ Day celebration yesterday and brought the DSLR to school for the first time. In case you guys were wondering, it belongs to my dad and I’ll only be getting mine during the year end. So many people asked me the same question about the camera!

For some reason, Mr Chia and Ms Zeng decided to be nice and gave us spongebob biscuits on a Teachers’ Day! Haha! And as usual, Chia nagging about appreciating their efforts and stuff.

Bought these biscuits from Comics Connection @ JP a year ago but lost my card along with my wallet and everything else. =( Got a new one today! ^^ Not this though, belongs to Szeki, I think.

1. Sports Carnival

Didn’t take any pictures at the basketball court, but it was a rather tough match between our class and 4NA, 5NA classes. Judging by the scores, I think we won! Waiting for the results.

@JLogy on Twitter: “Got knock on my lips during the match, my lips swell and keep bleeding:( nw still abit swell”

Aww, 可怜的 Junwei! Surprisingly, he was better in the game than I expected. =x LOL. Runner-up, with Yujie being the top, in my point of view. Hehe. Good job la fat!

Jiajia drew this for Mr Chia! And apparently, I’m the girl with da fattest head! And with small eyes! Really Jiajia, I am grateful for that!

Anyway, Terry and Jon are the biggest (HEH HEH…) and look at Mr Chia, horrible hair and all.

2. Class Bonding

Terry with the “don’t-take-a-picture-of-me-I’m-not-photogenic!!!!!!” pose, Szeki with her trademark look and Shaik being an extra in the background. ^^

WHO USED MIDDLE FINGER TO POKE MY FACE??!?! I’VE BEEN POKED ENOUGH BY YONGXIANG ON FACEBOOK. :@

No, Colin, don’t. You look as if you’re gonna go, “Poked countless times?? BUT YOU’RE STILL FAT!” *bursts out laughing* and then randomly shout, “UH BO JIO!” *shrugs* LOL.

Ms Zeng: “Go back to class~ Go back to class~”

Wanqi: *whines* “Uhhhhhhh~~ I dowwan~~~”

Junwei: “Cannot ah! Got orgasm! Need to rub, damn pain!”

FYI: He told Wanqi and Layli that the definition of orgasm is having an itchy eye.

Junwei: “Enough ah, don’t expose! Throw water balloon at you then you know…”

This is the basketball team in our class anyway.

*James walks out to throw rubbish or nag again*
*Jasmine happens to walk by*
*front part of the conversation that I didn’ t hear, until…*

Mr Chia: “Neh, 那个 bai ka 的 ….”

Jasmine: *SIGHHHHHHH*
Mr Chia: “But 真的 ma……” *giggles*

HAHA WTF. Damn evil ok! Still always saying that he’s very nice and all those!

*while leaving the classroom and going to the hall*

Jasmine: *still not happy* “Eh, Mr Chia, you very bad to me leh!”

Just look at their freaking faces! And a sneak peak of who came afterwards…

Ducky got the class to write some reflection or whatsoever questions the paper wrote.

Act-cute scene 1:

Mr Chia: “Oi, Yongquan. 跟 Cheowyi 拿啦! 他刚才拿走你的!” (biscuits, he meant)
Yongquan: :O! *stands up and started following me around the class for the SPONGEBOB STICKER*
Yongquan: *gives up because I RAN (not roll, Terry) too fast*

Yongquan: *sour grapes* “几岁了, 还这样幼稚!!!!”
Me: “Eh, indirectly insulting you ah…” *points at Chia*
Mr Chia: “PLEASE HOR, I’m still young~~” *cheesy look*

Class photo taking time! Got Chu Ning to help us take!

Peiyu why you block my face??!?! Ok lah, at least my face is partially block-able. ^^ *caresses slim face LOL* Unlike yours, Junwei……..

Act-cute look suggested by the fat one himself! So attractive ’til I’m turning the heads of Jiajia, Peiyu the horrible face-blocker, Colin (who thinks he’s the King sitting there), Jeremy and ah Fat!

HAHA @ Junyi with the solo flower pose!

Szeki: *hyper* “MS ZENG, GUESS WHAT WE (me, her, Layli, Jiajia) GOT FOR YOU.”
Ms Zeng: *suspicious* *eyes on Szeki’s smirk* “Confirm something to do with potato right…..”

Ms Zeng receiving a gift of her own type! ^^

As we were preparing to leave for the hall,

Auntie scene 1:

Mr Chia: “Checking to see if there’s anything left in class*
Mr Chia: “Who’s umbrella is that?”
Jiajia: “Don’t know leh, it was there for very long time le.”
Mr Chia: “Ok then bring it down, can donate to the school.”
Me: “HAHA then you secretly go and keep right.”
Mr Chia: “No laaaaaaaa. The school will keep what! They have the *dunno what* area…” *blah blah auntie tone*

Hao lian scene 1:

Mr Chia: “Eh, who’s shirt is that??!?!” *points to table*
Jiajia: “Yujie!”
Mr Chia: “Aeeyer, where is he? Ask him to come and get his shirt!!”
(because he played basketball and the shirt was all wet and everything)
Me: “You also run marathon then the shirt will become sweaty and smelly and wet and -”
Mr Chia: “Yaaa… But I won’t leave it there DE LOR~~”

Act-cute scene 2:

Me: “Eh happy birthday Ms Zeng this is for you~”
Me: *hands over leftover spongebob stick biscuits to her because I didn’t want it*
(apparently she passed it to Chia who was dumb enough to not notice that the freaking thing was open)
*walking behind when going to the hall*
Mr Chia: *blah blah* “All thanks to the Cheowyi lor…”
Me: “What thing??!”
Mr Chia: *realizes my presence* “You lah! Didn’t tell me the packet was open! 害我放进去 and now it’s all over in the bag!”

Talk to him can faint!!!

I TOLD YOU HE LOVES ACTING CUTE.

Hao lian scene 2:

*Yongquan and Chia engaged in a conversation again*

Mr Chia: “你一定很慢的 lo… 跑 2.4 多快??”
Jingyuan: “13 minutes!~~”
Mr Chia: “Haaaaaa~~ 13 minutes ah~ 我 10 minutes leh…”
Jingyuan: “Yongquan shuttle run 13 minutes…”
Mr Chia: “HAAAA??? … *with the fading away effect of words*”
Mr Chia: “我 9 seconds leh…”

SIBEH HAO LIAN GOT OR NOT. LOL. I think he sheds his thick skin at home every morning before coming to school. *in the Chia manner* SORRY HOR, these kind of things cannot hide one!

Must smile like Ms Zeng what! Don’t act shy ley. Totally not your style!

Spot my Paul Frank button sticker! Cute boh?!

Ok nice shocked face, Wanqi! And have I ever mentioned that I love your fringe??!?!

3. Teachers’ Day Celebration

Greeted by the first thing I saw – Alex‘s fat face that I literally bounced off from.

Giving the Michael Jackson pose, or maybe just unwilling to take pictures….. LOL. Quite nice leh you all, because you know you’ll take up 1GB from the memory card, so decided to help me save space for more photos. Thanks eh.

After playing top rock/hip-hop/pop hits from the speakers, the prefects marched in and followed by a caterpillar-like stretch of female and followed by male teachers. So funny, because some teachers gave the sian face, like Ms Chan up there!

This noob also HAHA.

Ok lah, at least he gave a grin afterwards. Heh.

Hm. Drums performance. I only recognized Junhao and Junyong!!

It was really funny because when they ended their performance, they shouted, “YEA!” and twisted to the audience. Cute ending right! ^^

So anyway, the emcees for the day were the two students there. Oh wait, that looks like Ms Chua in school uniform… =x

*Ziqi telling me what happened*
*in the staff room*

Mr Wong: “Excuse me~ Students are not allowed in the staff room, please go outside~”
Ms Chua: “Oh…… I see…… *sighs* Ok………”

ANYWAY RIGHT, THIS WAS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE PARTS OF THE DAY…….

Mr Chia and Mrs Tay both won the Most Skillful Teacher award!!!!!!!! SO HAPPY. HEHE. Mother and son, super sweet right??!?!?!?!?! ^^ Look at Mdm Tan being cute in the middle, in front of the camera HAHA.

Reciting the Teachers’ pledge before cutting the cake and releasing us for the day!

Left for Kodak nearby school to print a picture from the camera! Talk about efficiency!

Came back to meet Ziqi and Celine, and waited for Layli to finish up with the pretty photo frames! ^^

Some random shit I drew on the balloon, according to what Naggy Chia said earlier on today, to Shaik and Colin when they came in late!

Saw the shooters too! ^^ Chongwai, Ms Chan in the super cute 2I4 (!!!!!) superman tee, Yihan, Trenna the other horrible one and Zhixian! And me la, biggest, blocking Zhixian, LOL.

4. Knock knock

Sneaked into the staff room from the back door closest to the hall. Ms Zeng was like, “But you all are not allowed to come in!!” and I used the power of my MUSCLES to push Jiajia in. “Go in! Go in! Go in! Go in!” LOL sounds wrong but this was exactly what happened. And we succeeded. Yay me! ^^

Ms Zeng: “Har… I don’t wanna take picture alone ley.”

Meanwhile….

Mr Loh: “Oh! Who are you taking a picture of??”

Mr Loh: “HAHA OH ME AH? Don’t put it on Facebook ok!!”

Me: “Aiyo, Mr Loh, you look like a stick, squashed in the middle…..”
Mr Loh: “Eh… Cheowyi ah…. Today is my day ah, must be polite ok…..”

Crept to another teacher’s table……….

Mr Chia: “Aiyo, my hairstyle got so ugly ah…….”

You know, as I was taking this picture, he was happily laughing to himself for don’t know what?

Act-cute scene 3:

Mr Chia: “This one hor…” *picks up toy hammer* “is to hit you all one…” *plays with it*
*buay tahan*
Me: “Eh, you know why so many people came and visit you?”
Mr Chia: *blur*
Me: “Because 你老了吗，很多经验, teach for so many years…”
Mr Chia: *tries not to laugh but fail* “Hah! Yeah yeah yeah…..”

Me: *takes pic for them* “Eh, then me leh??!”
Audric: “Haha you don’t need lah!”

Horrible guy :@

Now he looks like a half-demon here and Ms Jun with her HEEEEHEEEE face. LOL.

Me: “Eh! I zoom in ah!”
Ms Jun: *gasp*

Sigh, Ms Jun making me jealous by drinking this while, there I stand, hungry and thirsty, longing for a cure to starvation as the thirst built up……..

Ok, change location liao!!

Anyway, Ziqi was like telling me that she wondered if Mr Chia still remembered her – most likely not, because he taught her for like only two weeks or so before their O’s last year? So, being the nice girl I am, I helped Ziqi clear her doubt.

Fat Wong scene 1:

Me: “Mr Chia, you still remember her?”
Mr Chia: “Yes la. I taught you last year before your exams hor?”
Some teacher (Wong/Loh): “Ziqi right?” (something like this? can’t really remember)
Ziqi: *laughs and nods head etc*

Me: *kpoh* “Then me leh??”
Mr Wong: *even more kpoh* (I WASN’T EVEN TALKING TO HIM)
Mr Wong: *faces Mr Chia and points at me* Er… 那个很像从 IMH 来的……”
*people started laughing*
Mr Chia: “不是我讲的 ah~”
Mr Wong: “今天忘记吃药 liao!”

Fat Wong scene 2:

*talking about some dieting issues probably hahahaha*
Mr Chia: “Anyway, 你 vegetarian, then -”
Me: “You??! Vegetarian??!?!” *stares from top to toe at his ball figure and repeats cycle again* *hand signals to show people how fat he is – being a vegetarian and still like this!*
Mr Wong: *grits teeth* *bounces around in attempt to stomp his gigantic feet on my poor shoe*

Mr Wong: “Hehe, what pose to give ah?”
Me: *takes a picture*
Mr Wong: *immediately jerks from his original position* “ALAMAK! YOU REALLY TOOK THAT ONE AH!”

Mr Wong: “YOU DON’T KEEP ZOOMING IN INTO MY FACE AH!!!!!”

Aiya, people give you face (OMG THEN CANNOT FIT INTO CAMERA LIAO, SINCE NOW 99% OCCUPIED) la, give you free massage to your stomach so we can try to make it smaller ^^

WENT TO FIND MRS TAYYYYYYYY. ^^

Mrs Tay: “How come you keep taking pictures of me ah!”

Me: “Come, I take one zoom-in shot of you!” *chik!*
Me: *shows her the big big face*
Mrs Tay: “Ohhhhhhh~” *smiles in a today-I-learned-something-new way*

“by the way you are very cute” AWWWWWWWWW

Mrs Tay: “No wonder they took a picture with me yesterday. I was wondering whyyyyyy they wanted to take a picture at the spiral stairs all of a sudden!!”

Mrs Tay: “And I don’t know why this class is so enthusiastic about the frog thing…”

HAHAHA. SO CUTE.

FUNNIEST PICTURE EVER CANNNNNNNNNNN. HIS FACE IS LIKE THE BIGGEST OUT OF EVERYONE. And is that Ms Jane Hoe on the left??!

A shirt given by the students! Nice right!

Mrs Tay: “This camera gives me the impression of professionals!”
Me: “Take picture ley.”
Mrs Tay: “Har?! Take with me again!!”
Me: “NO LA. Help us take!! Let you be a professional!”
Mrs Tay: “Ohhhhh.” *ahm chio*

Mrs Tay: “Press which button ah…?”

Mario! ^^

Us giving the mario hat sign if there’s such a thing because I can’t think of any more simple mario poses!!

Mario: “Haha. To please you all ah, I have to make myself do these funny things.”

So this cluttered table made our curiosity arise and came to visit…………

MS JUN WHO WAS SUPER PESTERED BY ME HAHAHAHAHA.

No lah, actually besides that, she was really tired from all the school activities and outside stuff like Hari Raya festival! Visiting etc!

So Kelila came to cheer her up! ^^ HEHE. NICE SHOT RIGHT.

Cherlyn also joined us some time afterwards because she’s a sleeping piggy and always late!

Cherlyn: *walks over to Mrs Tay who was happy to see another student visiting her*
Mrs Tay: “Who else is there? ” (expecting to see more new old faces LOL get it?)
Mrs Tay: *peeps sideways and sees my face*
Mrs Tay: “Hah! You again!”
Me: “Mrs Tay you wanna take picture?”
Mrs Tay: “Take picture again?!”

HAHAHA. I feel so fucking annoying sometimes.
Excuse me, I was helping Cherlyn to take a picture k! =)

Them: Hi 老师!
Me: *sighhhhhhhhhh*
Ms Li: “Haiz, 从她的眼神，我知道她来找我就觉得很 sian 了!”

How nice of me to sit on the floor to give them a chance to be taller than me! ^^ HEH.

Afterwards, we followed Shaoyan to his car and I insisted on taking some pictures of me looking like an expert driver before he started to drive us off!

NICE BOH. LIKE TOTALLY NO ACCIDENTS WILL HAPPEN ONE. ^^

Me: *hyper mode – exploring the insides of his car and sounded the horn*

BEEP!

Shaoyan: *stares* “Cheowyi, 我很怕你 leh.”

Sitting beside the driver who was like a Daddy to us HAHA. 爸爸 SHAOYAN. =P

And the three sisters! ^^ HEEEE. Not bad right, got white and black skinned type! LOL.

So we caught a ride to JE Interchange before deciding to head for lunch at Long John Silvers @ JP! SO YUMMY YAYYYYYY. I LOVE LJS, ESPECIALLY THE FISH COMBO!

Went to slack for the next few hours with Celine and Ziqi after Cherlyn went to work. Took 157 to Celine‘s house while Ziqi went home to change for the Lasalle Exhibition that I was thinking of going but didn’t because of the attire and the tired meter rising inside of me!

Cuteshit toy on Celine‘s bed! I tried to split my eyeballs into three (LOL) but failed, so I shall give a cross-eyed face!

Celine: *whines* “How come you think that is cute but not this!” *picks up the whtie toy*
Me: “Oh, didn’t see that!!”
Celine: “Haiz! Mae likes the green one more too!”
Me: “Haha ok ok I take picture with the white one too!”

Anyway, I sat on her bed, stunned, after seeing what was in front of my eyes…..

Guess how many Archie Comic books she had………

A. WHOLE. FUCKING. SHELF.

You know how much I love Archie Comics??!?!?!! MY GOD. Planning to read everything after ‘O’ Levels HAHA. But, I only borrowed 5 books from her! I’m keeping one because she had an extra book LOL.

And that’s the her pet Gerbil that freaking s-s-ssscared me because she just let it slither down my back and initially, I thought it was just a toy lizard until I turned around and jumped out of bed!!!!!!!

We went to catch the Smurfs movie at Jurong Point afterwards, along with a Popcorn combo!

That’s Clumsy up there, and he’s my favourite Smurf character!!!!!!! ^^ So cute ok! I’d rate the movie 5 STARS because the shows that I really like are those that are incredibly funny, anticipating at times, and gives a happy, heartwarming ending!

I actually cried during the movie, which took me by surprise because the only cartoon that I remember crying over was Horton Hears a Who! And Rapunzel but I can’t really remember! And I really loved the couple in Smurfs. Patrick and Grace. SO LOVELY. =) =) =) Watch this movie, ok??

P.S. I SMURF YOU. <3 (HAHA)

Facebook album: NATIONAL PRIDE (ziqi‘s)

Headed to Marina Bay Sands that day on Ziqi‘s parent’s car with her and Jolene! That’s the fun pack my brother got from the NDP Rehearsal (since he’s primary 5). But I was rather sad because he gave the tattoos away to his friend. =(

While waiting for the guys…

Just for your information, I’ll look ridiculously CUTE in lots of pictures in this post! (Ok fine, just ridiculous.)

ZIQI WHY ARE YOU PINCHING MY FATS T.T YOU’RE LIKE SUPPOSED TO COMPRESS AND NOT ELONGATE THEM.

Generous me giving her some hair since she has severe hair loss……. Don’t stare at me like that ley, I have good quality hair ya know….. =(

SIGH WHY AM I A LOSER. JUST BECAUSE I FLUNK EXAMS. WHAT A SAD LIFE.

*HAIYA!*

Serves you right for not sharing your kit kat with me!

Ok lah, actually I had my share too, but it was all icky and melted, so being the saint I am, I decided to give mine to them. =D

So anyway, I wore my brother’s Liverpool jersey and while rushing over to the MRT station, (because I was, well, late for like the first time ever hahaha) this salesman caught sight of me and shouted across the bus interchange…

Salesman: *chirruped* “Hi, Miss Liverpool~~” *stretching and waving his hand out, signaling me to stop and buy his freaking product or whatever*

How I wish I had the chance to go, “Not now, my loyal fan! I’m unable to bestow my holy signature to you for I have a match to win!”

But oh well, guess I was too busy then. *straightens tie and continues*

Doesn’t Ziqi look like she’s all dressed up to act in a Harry Potter film?!!

*clicks tongue* Jolene had to tiptoe while I bent down while we were taking this picture, don’t you guys agree??? =) =)

…………. (c’mon say yes!!!)

Headed to the ice skating rink located in the mall and they had a really good platform to iceskate on, unlike the one that Jurong Entertainment Centre (currently undergoing construction) had some time ago!

Guess which lucky girl got to *ahem* coincidentally meet me …….

The freaking eye roller – Pay Wan Qi!!!!!!!!!!

$: “Eh hurry update your blog ley, I wanna compare our height desparity!”

………. HELLO I AM BENDING MY KNEES IN THE PICTURE. :@ So not counted!!!

I like the effect of the sunlight illuminating from behind the fluffy clouds and the rays that are emerging out =) Quite pretty!

Ok ok ok ok I am convinced that I’m short…………. *sighs audibly*

Found this picture rather nice (well, you obviously know which professional photographer took it lah),

……… SOOOOO I decided to give the same pose!

Joel: “Hahahaha~ Like auntie sia!”

:@ :@ :@

My current profile picture! Enhanced some lighting effects!

*after multiple identical shots taken*

Ziqi: “Eh bushyyyyyy. Smile ley!@$^#*”

Jolene: “Okay okay!!”

Just look at how funny she looks!

The light stick that came in white, blue and pink!

I really like this picture because it looks a little like a guy’s legs! HAHA. Whatever, I like being a guy!

And here’s Joel with his act-sexy-girly legs (a totally failed task) and my fingers attempting to seduce them……..

While waiting for the fireworks………………
And just then……

BA BOOM!

And colours started bursting from Katy Perry’s balls!

I loved how when the fireworks stopped and the audience started cheering and clapping their/our hands! =)

There was an encore that occurred after a slight delay and the last part was pretty brilliant – except that it looked like meteor showers to Ziqi but falling sperms to me.

I was high on drugs that night.

Before you start thinking sick, I was just pretending to be sitting on a motorcycle with Junwei driving the bike (gotta admit that he’s a bad actor alright) LOL.

I was trying to act gangster-like so Ziqi kinda taught me how to act like one and I seem pretty darn bad at it HAHA. I guess I can’t help being a natural, pure and feminine little (or FAT like most of my “good” friends address me as) girl!! ^^

Sigh, all that innocence in me~

Dashed over to the big wishing well (or whatever you wanna call it) to meet Junkai and Zhenyang!

Joel and I threw in the coins for fun and made our wish <3

BY THE WAY. JUST WANTED TO SHOW OFF. THAT. THE FINGERNAIL ON HIS THUMB IS SHORTER THAN MINE. I’M SERIOUS. YOU HERE THAT, SZEKI? YOUR THUMB HAS FOUND IT’S FAMILY MEMBER!

On the space wagon back to Jurong Spring CC near Ziqi‘s house!

Finally fulfilled my wish of the week…….

Mcdonald’s Family Dinner Box! I love the box it’s so cute!

So we ordered Family Dinner Box B (the $19.95 one) and shared it among 4! The rest had either eaten already or just koped some. >=(

Greedy boy on the right ate the most!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That’s all for my National Day this year!

Last year:

A day to gay (Part I)
A day to gay (Part II)
Sing a song for Singapore

How was yours? =) =)